If i were to hypothetically park a Tesla in my driveway, would that be considered hunting over a baited field? This website is publishing the names and addresses of some Tesla owners, along with this advice:
If you’re on the hunt for a Tesla to unleash your artistic flair with a spray can, just step outside—no map needed! At DOGEQUEST, we believe in empowering creative expressions of protest that you can execute from the comfort of your own home.
DOGEQUEST neither endorses nor condemns any actions.
Before you embark on any adventure, we highly recommend checking out the No Trace Project.
That link to the no trace project includes instructions for hiding your identity as you commit acts of violence. The quote from their site is prima facie evidence of criminal intent.
No trace, no case. A collection of tools to help anarchists and other rebels understand the capabilities of their enemies, undermine surveillance efforts, and ultimately act without getting caught.
So here is my reminder and warning for those who would try this shit:
Florida 776.08: “Forcible felony” means treason; murder; manslaughter; sexual battery; carjacking; home-invasion robbery; robbery; burglary; arson; kidnapping; aggravated assault; aggravated battery; aggravated stalking; aircraft piracy; unlawful throwing, placing, or discharging of a destructive device or bomb; and any other felony which involves the use or threat of physical force or violence against any individual.
Why is this important? Well, if the damage you cause is $1,000 or more to repair, it is felony criminal mischief. If you start a fire, arson is a forcible felony. In Florida, it is lawful for someone to use deadly force if they reasonably believe that force is necessary to prevent the imminent commission of that felony.
(2) A person is justified in using or threatening to use deadly force only if he or she reasonably believes that such conduct is necessary to prevent the imminent commission of a forcible felony. A person who uses or threatens to use deadly force in accordance with this subsection does not have a duty to retreat and has the right to stand his or her ground if the person using or threatening to use the deadly force is not engaged in a criminal activity and is in a place where he or she has a right to be.
I know the range from my house to every driveway on my street. Think about that for a minute. You are engaged in terrorism, and I will not let that shit go down on my street. If you mean to have a war, let it start here and now.

6 Comments
Kelly's Gravediggers · March 18, 2025 at 8:20 pm
Tesla drivers aren’t up to date on their virtue signals?
Love the Kelly’s Heroes memes featuring comrade lefty millenial is going to start a revolution when they can’t even start a lawnmower.
Rahm Emanuel/AOC 2028. LMFAO!
Jonathan · March 18, 2025 at 9:52 pm
Can anybody add addresses? If so, you could add politicians or places with LOTS of security.
I think a police station would be too obvious…
ruralcounsel · March 19, 2025 at 2:51 pm
If I owned a Tesla dealership, I’d be hiring some Roof Koreans for overwatch.
SoCoRuss · March 19, 2025 at 5:43 pm
Does FLA restrict hunting blinds to elevated or ground level. Gotta figure out which to bring. This could be a good job protecting these cars.
But seriously, doing this is a direct threat. Why isn’t the so called justice system officials rounding these guys up? Just like all the pols ,celebrity and other kooks threatening Trump and Vance. Funny how that is,eh.
Dirty Dingus McGee · March 19, 2025 at 5:57 pm
Those would probably be the same sniveling whiners that ragged on me about driving a diesel truck. None had the testicular fortitude to actually DO anything, just piss and moan.
Chance of me, or any of my neighbors, buying a Tesla are somewhere around 0. It just isn’t part of my plan to have a glorified “Barbie Jeep” as a transportation option.If I could buy one for a few hundred bucks, I would on the off chance I could test out the following on the butt cheeks of a human vandal instead of just on a squirrel’s head.
https://www.edgunwest.com/Store/All/Item/exploding-pellets/
Danny 2.0 · March 19, 2025 at 6:00 pm
Agree with the last paragraph. I have the range of all the street corners and driveways along our block. Also know the entire area very well.