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Don’t keep membership lists

Lists are easy to hack, easily leaked, and make it far too easy for publically unknown members to be doxxed. The people outed in this article have just seen their lives destroyed.

Of course, it can work both ways. Sign lefties up for things where, once outed, it could be problematic. Imagine your local leftie gun banner as a member of NAMBLA or the Aryan Brotherhood.

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Just My Luck

Man found dead on the beach has winning lottery ticket in his wallet.

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Who wore it better?

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Demolition Man

Starring Joe Biden as Dr Cocteau:

We are living it

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Coincidence, I am sure

J&G Sales has Italian Carcano rifles on sale.

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Tragically Funny

As you all know, Jill Biden is a teacher. In one class, she asks the students if anyone can give her an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”

“No,” the First Lady says, “That would be an accident.”

A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside … that would be a tragedy.”

“I’m afraid not,” explains Jill Biden. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”

The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.

“What?” she asks, “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”

Finally Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Joe and Jill Biden was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”

“Wonderful!” Biden beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”

“Well,” says Johnny, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”

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Inflation illustrated

1976: $6 million gets you the most awesome bionic motherfucker on earth

Who then gets to bang this chick:

2020: Gets you 0.6% of the way to getting this sleepy, child molesting motherfucker elected

Who says the 70s were awful?

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Not Wanted

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Satire

Good satire is difficult to tell apart from truth. The Babylon Bee nails it, again.

KABUL—Approximately twelve minutes after U.S. troops withdrew from Afghanistan, Taliban fighters have completely taken over the entire country.

“Woah, that’s a bummer,” said the Biden Administration’s foreign policy team. “We didn’t see that one coming.”