Another tragic death, because he wouldn’t get a vaccine.
It is now Sixthmas eve- the day before the holiest of Democrat holidays. This is the biggest holiday of the year for the left. I was going to write a poem based upon “A Visit from St. Nick, but then I remember that Ashli Babbit was murdered in cold blood and decided against it. Even so, my sense of humor is still messed up, so I leave you with this from the Babylon Bee:
I have spent the vast majority of my adult life dealing with death. As a result, my sense of humor is darker and more inappropriate than most people’s. If you can’t learn to handle death in an irreverent manner, you won’t last long in emergency medicine. With that being said:
If you are a sports fan, you well know that you never say things like “He only has one batter to strike out to get the no hitter,” or “We are just two minutes from a shutout,” because to challenge the gods is to tempt them. With that being said, here is the cover of People magazine’s next issue:
I found this to be extremely humorous
Since the trial starts today, I thought I would share some pretty funny memes. I need to use them up before they are no longer relevant, so here:
I was going through old posts, and I found a pretty funny one: How to simulate Paramedic life, from 2010. It’s pretty hilarious.
Have your mother-in-law write down everything she’s going to do for the day, then have her make you stand in the back yard at 7am and read it to you.
Lists are easy to hack, easily leaked, and make it far too easy for publically unknown members to be doxxed. The people outed in this article have just seen their lives destroyed.
Of course, it can work both ways. Sign lefties up for things where, once outed, it could be problematic. Imagine your local leftie gun banner as a member of NAMBLA or the Aryan Brotherhood.
Man found dead on the beach has winning lottery ticket in his wallet.
Starring Joe Biden as Dr Cocteau:
We are living it