Last week, I did a post on the left forcefully depriving people of things by gluing themselves to the floor of places. This time, the morons have glued themselves to the floor of VW’s headquarters to protest the fact that VW’s products contribute to some sort of climate nonsense. That is stupid enough, but now they are demanding that VW provide them with food, water, chamber pots, and that VW heat the building at night and on the weekends for the protester’s comfort. So I guess their hatred of using energy only goes so far.

They are occupying VW’s property by force with the stated goal of forcing VW to modify their policies. Isn’t that the very definition of terrorism?

They do that on your property, you close the curtains and beat them to a pulp with bats. Repeat until people leave you the fuck alone.

Categories: Anti American left


Carlos The Jackal · October 20, 2022 at 7:34 pm

Too fucking stupid to perceive their own hypocrisy.
A wide, sharp putty knife to remove where they’re glued on & a cage to sit in until they learn to behave like a normal Carbon-based unit, is, I believe, the correct answer.

    Steve S6 · October 21, 2022 at 9:37 am

    Too generous. Just pull until they leave skin behind.

Chris · October 20, 2022 at 8:25 pm

One sledge hammer too one hand or head(i dont care) and it will all end rickty tick.

Big Ruckus D · October 20, 2022 at 8:54 pm

These are the very same type of snarky little fuckers who will gloat that Twitter banned somebody they didn’t like under the pretense that Twitter is a private business and is allowed to deny access or service to anyone they so choose, because the First Amendment doesn’t apply to private companies.

Now, even accounting for the fact that this is not in the United States, and therefore neither the First Amendment nor the exact same corporate protections exist in the sense or scope they do here, this is the headquarters of a private company under attack by ecoterrorists. Once again with the “it’s different when we do it” BS.

So far as I’m concerned, there is no moral or ethical problem with warning these people that they have a set time by which to vacate the premises peacefully, and failing that, simply killing them wherever they happen to stand when the prescribed time limit expires.

These are brain damaged, emotionally incontinent morons engaged in extortion. They cannot be reasoned with, and they will not debate in good faith. In short, there is nothing effective that can be done with them except to eliminate their influence entirely by brute force.

If that means bullets in the head, I’m okay with that. Because let’s face it, if this country does fall in to a civil or revolutionary war scenario, that is exactly the course of action that will be employed on scores of people who behave like obnoxious twats criminally depriving others of the rightful use of their property.

These are precisely the sort of people that constituted useful idiots during the Soviet take over Russia. And we all know that once the usefulness was spent, they were liquidated. I’m simply advocating for accelerating the process, because why the hell not?

And I haven’t even yet touched on the practice of government using private industry as a proxy to blatantly break laws that the government knows it can’t get away with doing directly. But then this comment is already long enough.

Anonymous · October 20, 2022 at 8:56 pm

Agreed. Lock the doors, move those beautiful cars out of the way and turn the dogs loose. Those hands will rip off the floor quick enough when a german shepherd is ripping your balls off.

SiG · October 20, 2022 at 9:19 pm

They glued themselves to the floor and are complaining they need a chamber pot to relieve themselves in? That implies they need someone to wipe their butts, too. Who’s going to do that, the janitorial staff? Do they say, “not in my job description” and walk out?

Two words: chain saw. I bet if they see a chain saw coming they’ll change their minds.

    Aesop · October 21, 2022 at 3:06 pm

    I like the chain saw idea. I give it the bronze medal.

    The silver medal choice would be to chain their torsos, and pull them out with tractors.

    But the gold medal goes to the idea of turning a large pack of feral boars loose in the room, and letting Nature work things out on its own, unassisted.

    Bonus points would be to YouTube the festivities, pour encourager les autres, along with the outright comedy.

Exile1981 · October 20, 2022 at 9:48 pm

Kick out the supporyers and leave the glued ones behind, shut off the heat, leave food and water just out of reach. Come back in 72hrs with a lawyer and offer to unglue anyone who signs an agreement admitting they committed a terrorist act and will pay the costs associating with clean and repairing any damage.

BobF · October 20, 2022 at 10:01 pm

Well, I’d take a slightly different approach. SURELY it would be possible to go under the bridges and catch a bunch of smelly, hairy, and hungry rodents? They would probably enjoy the company of squirming meat pies with one appendage glued to the floor.

After it’s all over just call the best contract cleaners in the area.

Jerseygirl Angie · October 21, 2022 at 6:12 am

Let them starve on top of their pile of excrement .

Oh , and turn the thermostats WAY down at night – it saves the planet , right ?

Matthew · October 21, 2022 at 9:03 am

I would like to hit the local gift shop to purchase one of those annoying electric mini water falls for them and set it up within earshot. Oh, and give them each a spatula.

Steve S6 · October 21, 2022 at 9:43 am

The adults let the children run amok too long. And now we have at least two generations of spoiled brats raising more of their kind. Any lasting solution will not be pretty at this point.

AC47Spooky · October 21, 2022 at 9:47 am

Honey, sugar crystals, fire ants.

D · October 21, 2022 at 10:17 am

“They are occupying VW’s property by force with the stated goal of forcing VW to modify their policies. Isn’t that the very definition of terrorism?”

Heh…not according to my really old Webster’s dictionary. It defines terrorism as government by force. I’ll have to go dig it out, take a picture and send you the link.

Anonymous · October 21, 2022 at 4:27 pm

I agree wholeheartedly with your assessment; but this is pure comedic gold. The best jokes are the ones that write themselves.

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