You can get monkeypox from peanut butter.

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Big Ruckus D · August 14, 2022 at 9:00 pm

Nice. Remember when salmonella was the biggest risk one faced from peanut butter? Seems so long ago…maybe 3 months?

I have another theory: Dog. Faggot. Peanut butter. Some sort of sick fuckery took place.

Never Mind the Kulaks · August 14, 2022 at 9:11 pm

Better mask up and get not-a-vaxxed post haste!
Was the peanut butter processing plant fake and GAE? (snark)

BobF · August 14, 2022 at 10:32 pm

So are all three being treated by the vet now? Good grief… Greyhound couldn’t run fast enough?

Graceland · August 15, 2022 at 12:16 am

O/T-Heads up, Daily Mail is reporting a Das Heimat Schutze report regarding a dirty bomb and Civil WAR 2.
It features the usual folding up like a dollar store lawn chair from the Grand Old Politburo.

Tsgt Joe · August 15, 2022 at 10:31 am

“you can get monkey pox from peanut butter”. My first thought when reading that was; yeh, when you use chunky rather than creamy for lube.

    Aesop · August 15, 2022 at 11:31 am

    ‘zackly.

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