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Armored Brigade

The US Army has deployed the 1st armored brigade of the Third Infantry Division by mating them up with war materiel that has been stockpiled in Europe. More than 7,400 personnel from the US have interrupted their courses in using the correct pronouns to be issued tanks, APCs, and other equipment from storage depots in Europe. This will really interrupt the sexual reassignment surgery schedule for the next few months.

Note that the preparations for this began a month ago, weeks before the Russian invasion. Also take note that it took the combined efforts of the  405th Army Field Support Brigade, U.S. Army Garrison Bavaria, 7th Army Training Command, 624th Movement Control Team, 16th Sustainment Brigade, 409th Contracting Support Brigade, 21st Theater Sustainment Command and U.S. Army Sustainment Command. How many Bronze stars will be awarded as a result?

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A brigade combat team is not a large enough force to feed to the Russians. This is all bluff and bluster to try to salvage Biden’s poll numbers.. The BCT will probably do some “cold weather” training in Germany, then probably some gunnery for the cameras at Graf, then they’ll come home; Mission accomplished and Joe is our hero he showed those Russkies !

How many medals? How many grunts in those organizations ? That many.
How many bronze? How many captains/majors? That many.
How many silver? How many colonels? That many.
How many medals of honor? /s Half the generals involved.

And even better than the medals: the MIC willl give them all a 36D chest to pin them on. I kind of hope the Russian troops mock them all by yellling “nice tits!’ as they roll into Kiev. And they better stuff exta hormone pills in their pockets so that when they dle, they can estrogenize the ground water in Ukraine. That’s how you spread American values to the world.

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