A woman on an airplane performed an oral sex act on the man in the seat next to her, who was a stranger to her, at least at first. The man resisted at first, but then eventually stopped fighting. The flight crew then did him a solid and waited until she had completed her mission, and separated the two. The woman then smoked a cigarette before being arrested when the plane landed. She isn’t even horrible looking.

The jokes write themselves:

  • I wonder if the unknown male paid her bail money.
  • Many men would fly more often if this becomes the norm.
  • This airline’s first class tickets offers more amenities than most.
  • Honey, you won’t believe it. This woman overpowered me. I tried to fight her off, but…
Categories: Insanity


Joe Blow · November 30, 2023 at 6:28 am

I was reading that one this morning too, and laughing.
At first he resisted, then he gave up and allowed her to continue. The flight crew allowed him to finish before they interrupted.
WHAT!?! Delta, you paying attention here!?
Hey, buddy, can you hurry, we need to finish the beverage service before the pilot starts his descent.

Don W Curton · November 30, 2023 at 8:25 am

So, is it tacky to use the phrase – “it ain’t rape if he enjoyed it” ?

Big Ruckus D · November 30, 2023 at 10:47 am

Man, these Russian chicks are off the chain. And yeah, if she’d been from Florida, she would’ve have had open sores on her face and about 5 teeth, because this is the kind of weird shit you’d expect from a junkie. My favorite detail is that the flight crew allowed her to finish the job before taking action. Not sure if that’s a blessing or a curse, but I laughed for real.

In all seriousness though, homeboy violated rule number 1: don’t stick your dick in crazy.

Dirty Dingus McGee · November 30, 2023 at 11:18 am

Not even close to the above story, but a fun one from a flight I was on.

A connecting flight from Las Vegas to Burbank, about 10pm on a Sunday night a few years ago. Boarded, then comes on at least 20 absolutely fine looking wimmens. I had to consciously keep my tongue from hanging out. Its a short flight so no beverage service. I went up to the restroom and managed to ask the flight attendant about this group. She told me that was normal and they called it the “hooker shuttle”. Bunch of escorts going back to LA after spending the weekend in Vegas.My “jackpot” turned out to be a bust.

    Big Ruckus D · November 30, 2023 at 2:42 pm

    I just have to say, the fact that a guy who goes by the handle “Dirty Dingus McGee” has commented on this story is about the most perfect meta-joke ever. Almost like some higher power willed it to happen. Well played, sir.

Phil B · November 30, 2023 at 6:54 pm

Don’t the airlines hand out free boiled candy to suck during the climb and descent parts of the flight any longer? Or is this a new take on “Fly the friendly skies”?

Just asking for a friend …

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