A woman on an airplane performed an oral sex act on the man in the seat next to her, who was a stranger to her, at least at first. The man resisted at first, but then eventually stopped fighting. The flight crew then did him a solid and waited until she had completed her mission, and separated the two. The woman then smoked a cigarette before being arrested when the plane landed. She isn’t even horrible looking.
The jokes write themselves:
- I wonder if the unknown male paid her bail money.
- Many men would fly more often if this becomes the norm.
- This airline’s first class tickets offers more amenities than most.
- Honey, you won’t believe it. This woman overpowered me. I tried to fight her off, but…