The granola bars (fruits, nuts, and flakes) running PETA want Punxsutawney’s leaders to replace Phil, their groundhog, with a coin. They claim that a coin flip would be more accurate, and the ceremonies surrounding groundhog day are cruel.
Idiots. It isn’t about predicting the weather. It’s marketing. If it weren’t for that groundhog, no one would know that town’s name.
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Gerry · January 25, 2024 at 10:58 am
I sort of hope the PETA folks come to disrupt the proceedings. There are a large drunken crowd there these days of generally rural background who would love a good brawl. Imagine the vegimites getting pummeled with snowballs at the very least. I went to college 30 miles from there many years ago.
D · January 25, 2024 at 11:25 am
Marketing, and Bill Murray. Probably mostly Bill Murray.
EN2 SS · January 25, 2024 at 3:00 pm
I recently read that plants have been video recorded communicating to warn each other of pests/chemicals. So I fully expect the petapussies to immediately start starving themselves to death, because what are they going to eat? Dirt? Hopefully.
AuricTech · January 27, 2024 at 6:23 am
As the Arrogant Worms sang, “carrot juice constitutes murder”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmK0bZl4ILM
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