In a stunning reversal, Kyle Rittenhouse awoke this morning to discover that he had been found guilty after all.

Prosecutors explained that during the night, they had found dozens of mail-in jury votes declaring the defendant guilty on all counts. Apparently, boxes of these mail-in votes arrived in a truck at the courthouse around 3:00 am.

“How DARE you question the sanctity of our criminal justice system!” cried the prosecuting attorneys.

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Bolshevik Revolution 2.0 · November 21, 2021 at 1:13 am

The bricks in the alley were used to build something useful and the early Black (racist!) Friday 100% off burning and looting sale was cancelled.
I kid, the comrades are chanting…the only solution is communist revolution in the Weather Underground HQ of Chicago.
Conquered and destroyed from within by a fifth column of quisling traitors.

    anonymous coward · November 21, 2021 at 7:07 am

    I believe going forward the following needs to happen, conservatives need to do a suckerman, and figure out where battle grounds are. From what I could tell, there are only about thirty counties in the whole country that where/are in play. Then we’ll need to man up and send poll watchers in, probably in districts, where the poll watcher will be the only conservatives there, that are well trained and have lawyers on speed dial that know how to stop the process and document the problems in REAL time, not months after. Florida has Brevard, Broward and Palm Beach county – they need watched, so 100,000’s of thousands of votes don’t just appear. This effort for election integrity needs to be centralized at the national level.

      joe · November 21, 2021 at 8:40 am

      a huge space rock…that’s what we need…and hopefully if anyone survives, they will do it right this time..

Steve S · November 21, 2021 at 12:31 pm

Not so funny with the DOJ putting eyes on him.

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