Scientists claim that, if cats were human, they would be psychopathic. As evidence, they noted that cats “dominate neighborhood cat(s) (e.g. chases them, picks fights with them),” “is undeterred by punishment i.e. will repeat behaviors he/she is scolded for” and “vocalizes loudly (e.g. meows, yowls) for no apparent reason.”
Of course, cats aren’t human. Cats do what cats do, because those behaviors are what they needed to compete and survive.
We are spending money to pay scientists to tell us that cats are psychopaths, but those same scientists tell us that a man can be a woman by merely declaring himself to be one.
We are truly entering the dark ages.
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joe · January 1, 2022 at 1:19 pm
cats are God’s little jesters…
v · January 1, 2022 at 1:24 pm
I heard something funny but probably true, too related to this. Whenever you see a cat watching you, maybe from a neighbor’s window or something, know that he’s plotting your death. He may not yet have the means, but he’s plotting it out anyway.
joe · January 1, 2022 at 3:19 pm
they are wondering if you taste like chicken…
TRX · January 1, 2022 at 1:28 pm
> We are spending money to pay scientists to tell us that cats are psychopaths, but those same scientists tell us that a man can be a woman by merely declaring himself to be one.
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Big Ruckus D · January 1, 2022 at 1:44 pm
Hey, a man can get functionally close enough to being a woman now just by adopting a half dozen rescue cats and keeping a large supply of boxed wine on hand. And Xanax.
Expect more studies like this now that STEM has to be dominated by women. I call them scientits. You should too. They hate that.
Gerry · January 2, 2022 at 12:10 pm
If humans would be cats they would be pussies.
WDS · January 2, 2022 at 2:19 pm
Are these the same “scientists” that put shrimp on treadmills, research why obese lesbians are more prone to alcoholism and give spiders LSD? Yeah, that’s what I thought.
TechieDude · January 2, 2022 at 3:01 pm
We’re living in the age of the midwit and high functioning retard.
FFS, any fool that’s watched cats for any time knows:
1. They are territorial with each female protecting their area, and males with larger areas overlapping multiple female areas. They fight to protect their turf with it’s access to food, entertainment, and nookie. Not unlike some humans.
2. They don’t respond to negative reinforcement. All they learn is to avoid getting caught. Not unlike some vibrant humans.
3. They make sounds for reasons known to them – bored, horny, want to pick a fight. Not unlike some humans.
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