Episode IV, A NEW HOPE

It is a period of civil war. Rebels, striking from a Trump rally, have won their first victory against the evil Progressive Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to Emperor Pelositine’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, a fortified Capitol building with enough F15s and nukes to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by Pelositine’s sinister agents who will stop at nothing to recover her stolen laptop, the rebels race home aboard their Harleys, custodians of the stolen plans that can save the people and restore freedom to the nation….

Never mind. It turns out that it was an unassembled LEGO set.

2 replies on “Episode IV, A NEW HOPE”

And he was charged with “civil disorder” among other things.
Our betters don’t realize the level of “civil disorder” 80,000,000 pissed off people can bring about. Needs to happen, soon…….

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