Let’s try something. Type the following into Google:

Is <insert random event or object> racist

See what comes up.. I promise that somewhere in the first few results will be race baiting stupidity. I used “is spaghetti racist”. This is what I got:

Exposing the bigotry in a bowl of spaghetti

Everything, according to the race baiters, is racist.

Categories: Race baiting


Dirty Dingus McGee · October 7, 2023 at 6:22 am

You sir are obviously a white racist if you don’t see that EVERYTHING is racist. Or cultural appropriation. Or whatever the slogan of the day is. 🙂

Wear the hat proudly like many of us do.

WDS · October 7, 2023 at 6:32 am

Q: Is personal hygiene racist?

SMH, go ahead, try it for yourselves.

dc · October 7, 2023 at 6:42 am

Thanks for making Saturday morning great again!

Noway2 · October 7, 2023 at 6:57 am

Yup. Was just making morning coffee and so I tried your experiment. Front page full of links about drinking coffee furthering white supremacy and how it’s racist and the effects it has on “indigenous peoples”, blah blah blah. I quit using google a long time ago and I see it’s gotten worse.

Skeptic · October 7, 2023 at 7:42 am

Note that one of the tags on the article was”satire.” This kind of thing gives me hope.

Dave Brown · October 7, 2023 at 7:56 am

Humor….ain’t it wonderful, we need more of it.

Gerry · October 7, 2023 at 8:49 am

Possum racist got this:
Stephanie N. Bryan examines the cultural meanings behind opossum hunting and consumption in the US during Jim Crow apartheid—from freed people of African descent for whom these activities represented ecologically rooted foraging skills, economic independence, and household sufficiency; to whites in Georgia and other southern states who turned the opossum into a symbol of racial inferiority as they confronted the reality of Black people transitioning from human property to citizens; and to white male Democrats who cultivated the opossum supper as a theatre for regaining their political stronghold in the wake of Reconstruction and the rise of populism.

Bad Dancer · October 7, 2023 at 8:53 am

I rolled my eyes so hard I pulled something reading that link. At first I thought for sure it had to be satire or bait but then saw it was a student newspaper. So now I’m not sure. Plenty of errors to make it possible its bait but nothing is past a student newspaper.

The whole appropriations thing used to be the counter to being told I stole everything from others and thus can’t enjoy mexican food or whatever else but it used to never work the other way. You couldn’t then ask when the harpy lecturing you has straightened hair, holding a smart phone, or speaking english.

Ever since everything was apparently settled and created by africans I guess they get a pass?

Toastrider · October 7, 2023 at 9:00 am

I blame 4chan. Though in their defense, I don’t think they expected meme gags like drinking milk or the OK hand sign to actually take off as being racist.

Lord of the Fleas · October 7, 2023 at 9:37 am

I used fly fishing. Five out of five results – “Reading the Water for Racism in Fishing (Pts 1 and 2)”, “Promoting Diversity on our Waters”, “Fly Fishing While Black”, and “How does racism effect(sic) fly fishing and the enjoyment of…”

You’re right – they can poison everything.

    Bear in Indy · October 10, 2023 at 1:41 am

    To your point: I used beer, nail polish, and beard, all came back with the same results; they were all racist.
    Bear in Indy

Big Ruckus D · October 7, 2023 at 9:40 am

Heh. In the spirit of good old fashioned racism, race baiters may henceforth refer to me by my preferred pronoun “Massa”. Which, as it turns out, makes them master baiters.

It’s incredible that an entire paid, professional trolling industry has been created out of this butthurt bullshit. Yet again demonstrating the FUSA produces nothing but stupid scams. I guess once jesse and al showed what a profitable enterprise it was, it’s uncontained growth was inevitable.

it's just Boris · October 7, 2023 at 10:00 am

I tried, “Is Google racist?” and sure enough…

Partly this is just the result of keyword matching; you will not get an answer like “no” or even “yes,” generally; but the query itself presupposes there is racism.

And of course, when everything is racist, nothing is. (Shades of The Incredibles.)

SomeGuy · October 7, 2023 at 10:33 am

Maybe I read your intent wrong, but all I got from that article was collegiate-level sarcasm.
I dated an inordinate number of Italian girls, and what I got from their families was, “Potatoes? Yeah, We did the Pantheon, so that’s cool.” The article struck me like that.

SiG · October 7, 2023 at 10:56 am

Stu Burgiere (sp?), the co-host on Glenn Beck’s radio show most days, also has a TV show called “Stu Does America” on Beck’s Blaze TV streaming service. He did a parody of The Lego Movie’s song, “Everything is Awesome” as “Everything is Racist.” You can find a couple of videos with it on YouTube. The answer, of course, is yes, everything is racist.

Like Climate Change, “is there nothing it can’t do?”

Robert (Not Rob) · October 7, 2023 at 11:27 am


(Set to a catchy little tune)..

He’s a racist, she’s a racist, we are racists, they are racists, wouldn’t you like to be a racist too?

Xzebek · October 7, 2023 at 12:09 pm

This is all part of the attempt to niggerize our society. The goal is to elevate the culture of blacks who are otherwise incapable of successfully functioning in Western society. By objective standards, theirs is a failed culture so the only response that they and their cheerleaders have is to cry racism; as if that’s the only reason for their circumstance.

Anonymous · October 7, 2023 at 6:52 pm

I am halfway convinced that the entire Google enterprise is now a single mega AI bot, they fired all the hoomans and only have a caretaker robot (ambulatory) to make sure the power stays on for the main server farm feed.

Scot Irish · October 7, 2023 at 10:20 pm

It’s true. Clouds are racist.

Boneman · October 9, 2023 at 6:04 am

Not getting any better results at duckduckgo. Both Google and DDG are pinging back how ROCKS are racist.


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