The best response to this is

Just floor it, make a slight adjustment to the direction of your car, and run his ass over at 50 or 60 miles per hour. My F150 travelling at 60 miles per hour has damned near a million foot pounds of energy, about equivalent to a 600 pound bomb. Turn this asshole into road pizza.

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Aesop · June 7, 2024 at 1:18 am

Point of Order:
San Jacinto is to Los Angeles about as Key West is to Miami, or Philadelphia is to NYFC.
In fact, San Jacinto is closer to Palm Springs or San Diego that it is to L.A.
It’s literally beyond BFEgypt, halfway to nowhere.

The news report was an L.A. station.

But if you asked any 200 people in Los Angeles, less than 5 of them could even tell you where San Jacinto was on a map, and 1/3rd of them would probably tell you it was in Mexico, or Texas.

This was just some nutbag who flipped his sh*t, and was out shooting at cars at 6:30 AM.
And given that he was on the sidewalk, trying to run him over would have been a poor tactic.

The police threw a net over him, and unless it was drugs (which isn’t a defense) he’ll probably be shunted into the lunatic process rather than the criminal courts. The pity there is that they didn’t simply cancel his California privileges forever.

And if he was here illegally, it will be easier to get nuclear launch codes than to pry that information out of the media.

Big Country Expat · June 8, 2024 at 4:33 pm

Him: “Ha Ha!”
DM: “Ha ha! Burrito Goblin go squish!”

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