Florida Man is Earth’s greatest superhero, I mean, can you imagine an alien invader doing research on Earth and running into this glorious fountain of crazy?
“We can’t invade Earth, it’s protected by Florida Man.”
“Why is that a problem, High Hegemon?”
“I heard he once snorted a pile of cocaine taller than a man, taller than a man!, can you believe it?! And he even keeps vicious battle beasts as pets! We’re better off slapping a ‘here be hyper-space dragons and crazy people’ on this planet’s ID tag.”
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TCK · September 28, 2022 at 3:37 am
Florida Man is Earth’s greatest superhero, I mean, can you imagine an alien invader doing research on Earth and running into this glorious fountain of crazy?
“We can’t invade Earth, it’s protected by Florida Man.”
“Why is that a problem, High Hegemon?”
“I heard he once snorted a pile of cocaine taller than a man, taller than a man!, can you believe it?! And he even keeps vicious battle beasts as pets! We’re better off slapping a ‘here be hyper-space dragons and crazy people’ on this planet’s ID tag.”
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