I am sitting at home, taking a mandatory online training course on “preventing medication errors.” The class lasts from 0800-1200. Let’s see if I get approved to be paid for this course.
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Been sick since Friday. I was getting better, then last night it got worse with a vengeance, running a fever and all. Didn’t sleep well. So this is my post for the day. A man Read more…
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Bigus Macus · May 21, 2024 at 8:50 am
I always hated the Navys mandatory online training courses. They seemed to be never ending.
Divemedic · May 21, 2024 at 9:11 am
I was out of the Navy before online was a thing
IcyReaper · May 21, 2024 at 12:52 pm
So do they require mandatory woke training on the current 37 genders and the possible pronouns for them? That should count as double overtime:)
Divemedic · May 21, 2024 at 1:00 pm
Fortunately, no.
Of course, Medicare requires that we use thepreferred pronoiuns of any patient who tells us to. I avoid that by simply not doing it.
IcyReaper · May 22, 2024 at 2:01 pm
DM, In all seriousness, your life is a amazing story. Can hardly wait to see what the future holds. Maybe you should consider starting your own country after the collapse:) ?
ModernDayJeremiah · May 24, 2024 at 2:15 pm
I am familiar with the Five (10, 15, whatever) Rights of Medication Administration. You could make the “preventing medication errors” module 2 minutes long. SCAN THE PATIENT WRISTBAND AND SCAN THE BARCODE ON THE MEDICATION. It’s that f’ing simple.
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