I am sitting at home, taking a mandatory online training course on “preventing medication errors.” The class lasts from 0800-1200. Let’s see if I get approved to be paid for this course.

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Bigus Macus · May 21, 2024 at 8:50 am

I always hated the Navys mandatory online training courses. They seemed to be never ending.

    Divemedic · May 21, 2024 at 9:11 am

    I was out of the Navy before online was a thing

IcyReaper · May 21, 2024 at 12:52 pm

So do they require mandatory woke training on the current 37 genders and the possible pronouns for them? That should count as double overtime:)

    Divemedic · May 21, 2024 at 1:00 pm

    Fortunately, no.
    Of course, Medicare requires that we use thepreferred pronoiuns of any patient who tells us to. I avoid that by simply not doing it.

IcyReaper · May 22, 2024 at 2:01 pm

DM, In all seriousness, your life is a amazing story. Can hardly wait to see what the future holds. Maybe you should consider starting your own country after the collapse:) ?

ModernDayJeremiah · May 24, 2024 at 2:15 pm

I am familiar with the Five (10, 15, whatever) Rights of Medication Administration. You could make the “preventing medication errors” module 2 minutes long. SCAN THE PATIENT WRISTBAND AND SCAN THE BARCODE ON THE MEDICATION. It’s that f’ing simple.

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