The quote of the day, the one that made me LOL was this one:

“Oh no, there’s an angry marching band outside my house! They demand that I hand over my guns or they won’t stop playing John Philip Souza!”

“What are you going to do?”

“I don’t know. Turn on the sprinklers? They’ll get tired eventually.”

Mike Kupari
Categories: AntigunHumor


Bones · April 11, 2023 at 2:59 pm

If his pronouns are “them/they,” wouldn’t he call himself We and We’ll instead of I and I’ll? Our bros instead of My bros?

That’s why this is all BS. Idiot can’t even be consistent with his delusions.

Karl Ushanka · April 11, 2023 at 3:04 pm

I live for blog posts like these.

Jonesy · April 11, 2023 at 3:18 pm

Haha…he just had his 1st bud light? And he wants to pick a fight with gun owners???? Boy is he in for a rude awakening.

I’ll bet his hands haven’t done a day’s worth of hard work.

Big Ruckus D · April 11, 2023 at 6:15 pm

You know, I may have a terminal case of faggot fatigue going here. Where are all these soy fed pussies coming from? We have an epidemic far worse than covid now, with these losers. And to see hipster pricks like this guy try to talk a big talk is laughable. Oooh, he’s going to bring his man-bunned fellow dick suckers with him? Sure dude, whatever you say. Might be 3/4 of a Y chromosome in the whole group.

Aesop · April 11, 2023 at 7:25 pm

Evan has 79 Twathead followers.
Even if they all showed up to help, that’s barely two reloads for most gun owners.
And if the gun owners are going up against tubas, glockenspiels, and French horns, I don’t think Evan has any bros that matter.
And in about 30 seconds after he sets out, he won’t have any bros left at all. Bummer, dude.

But the Rittenhouse Drill would become a thing at ARFcom.🤣

Somebody needs to bone up on the Children’s Crusade, circa 1212 A.D.
After he learns to count.

    Bjg Ruckus D · April 11, 2023 at 9:41 pm

    Whoa wait, “he’s” following 79 fellow twats. He has… 2 followers. At least in that screen cap. Even is a pathetic clown ass.

    Could make short work of that with Lee Harvey’s pieceashit.

    🎵Mister Bigshot…. Whodoya think ya are?🎶

JL · April 11, 2023 at 8:17 pm

If he has to ask “who’s with me?”, it’s a pretty good indicator he doesn’t have any ‘bros’ to bring with him in the first place.

Still, it’s a pity this LARPing sack of shit likely doesn’t have the balls to follow through on his threat and add some chlorine to his end of the gene pool, so to speak.

Eric Wilner · April 12, 2023 at 5:11 am

If his pronouns are plural, does that make him a legion is his own right? Or only in his own mind?

Anonymous · April 12, 2023 at 8:27 am

Let’s see here, Educator, social scientist, liberal, Marching band director, they/them, and a new Bud Light consumer, and he has “Bros”.

Oh, we understand alright, we understand that you’re a pussy.

Who’s with me? Well, unfortunately there are a great many “with you”, lots and lots of low T, man-bun sportin’, pronoun obsessed, tofu swilling, non-GMO, free-range, plant-based, little douche nozzles who are utterly incapable of being a threat to anyone, laboring under the misapprehension that actual men are the problem and they are part of the solution.

WDS · April 12, 2023 at 8:54 am

“Marching Band director”

Look out y’all, we got a badass here…..

Zeb · April 12, 2023 at 9:28 am

Don’t dismiss him, or others like him. At least one of the men Kyle R. engaged with was armed. Remember, that man shot first. That is why Kyle was found not guilty.
These men you ridicule may very well be exactly what you say they are, but they are winning. And they run their mouths with no consequences all the time.
I’m not calling for open warfare.
I’m saying know these folks. They are a serious enemy, and need to be treated (and respected) as being the people who want to Kill You, Your way of Life, and Your Families. And, if your kids went to college, they may have already gotten your offspring, and with it, your legacy.
So, Mock them a bit, but know that like all Communists before them, they will never stop until you are dead. Unless you kill them first.

Archer · April 12, 2023 at 11:53 am

Not to commit a “No True Scotsman” logical fallacy, but….

I was in marching band in high school. In Oregon — a.k.a. the Pacific NorthWET, “we don’t tan, we rust”, etc. We marched in driving torrential rains. We marched in the cold and snow. And later in the year, we marched in 100+ degree heat.

We marched when the rough, tough football team cancelled practice for weather.

If their marching band is run off by lawn sprinklers, f@#$ them — they aren’t a real marching band.

(Plus, marches by John Philip Sousa are awesome. My neighbors will call the cops for the “noise” before I do. Bring it on!)

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