This guy and his wife have mutually decided not to have sex. Ok. Mutually, huh? Give it 5 years and do a follow up story.
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13 Comments
Not Really · June 25, 2022 at 2:23 pm
Muh genitals and libido in private bedroom time?
Everyone wants to hear all about it.
Progressive, historic, enlightened, evolved.
Don Curton · June 25, 2022 at 3:01 pm
So basically a roommate who can take half your shit when she decides to leave. Does he have a special code for his “private time” like leaving a sock on the doorknob so she doesn’t walk in on him and Rosy Palm?
Angus McThag · June 25, 2022 at 3:13 pm
No matter how many times I read it, my mind adds, “with each other.”
EN2 SS · June 25, 2022 at 3:45 pm
Don’t sweat it, they’re both sexually active, just not with the spouse. Probably someone else’s spouse.
Curtis · June 25, 2022 at 3:51 pm
Asexual with him. Steve from sales is knocking the bottom out of it every day at lunch.
21stCenturyCassandra · June 25, 2022 at 8:32 pm
“Lookin’ good, Susan!”
MrB · June 25, 2022 at 3:55 pm
Beta chump being cuckolded. She’s getting D just not his… “Relationship” is over, he’s just a beta orbiter at this point. Best to move on.
nunya · June 25, 2022 at 3:59 pm
fine, zak is too cucked to get it on the side.
Paulb · June 25, 2022 at 7:06 pm
Allright, so first she’s in charge of tweets for a PETA clone. He’s a ‘reporter’ for the same PETA clone. These are incels who are so unbelievably, sorry, so unbelievably unfuckable that they can’t even stand each other.
Oh, and yeah, the wife’s banging another guy with the permission of the husband. No change that isn’t going on in background.
Big Ruckus D · June 25, 2022 at 8:41 pm
This (non) fuckin’ chump. If he doesn’t have a side piece, he should just burn his earthly possessions now and kill himself beford she makes him even more miserable by divorce raping him. Rest assured that’s coming soon enough.
What makes a dude agree to involve himself in a story like this being published? Even if the content of the article is true, what reason could he possibly have for exposing this aspect of his pathetic life to public scrutiny? This is not the way you mug for attention, unless you are some kind of masochist.
The level of human dysfunction we are wtness too in this age is unfathomable.
Elrod · June 26, 2022 at 7:37 am
Didn’t the Shakers make that a tenet of their religion? Any of them left to ask about it?
One would think that “basic compatability issues” would be investigated prior to commiting matrimony, but maybe that’s just too old fashioned.
21stCenturyCassandra · June 26, 2022 at 9:19 am
“Basic compatibility issues”? You mean screwing like animals?
“Old fashioned” is husband and wife going to the marriage bed as virgins and remaining faithful to each other, forsaking all others.
Matthew · June 27, 2022 at 10:17 am
I hit the link to see what the hell was going on here, figured out the basic thrust (HA!) and did an immediate about face. I didn’t understand it when anyone decided that anyone else needed to hear about how they get their rocks off. It was getting to the point you couldn’t swing a dead cat without hitting somebody that just had to tell you and everyone else all the gory details of their sex life.
Don’t want to hear it? Tough! We’re gonna have a month of parades just to make sure you can’t avoid having your nose rubbed in it. Not only will we make sure you know all about it, every single permutation of it, we’re gonna have it inform EVERY FACET OF OUR LIVES and you will either actively approve of it or DIE!
Now these two have the brilliant idea that everyone needs to hear all about how they don’t get their rocks off at all.
We are truly doomed.
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