I posted the following comment to Twitter:
They are having a lottery drawing tonight for $2 billion. By morning, we will know how many winning numbers there were and where they were sold for every prize, not just the jackpot. It is inconceivable that you don’t know who won an election for days.
The Democrats will go to extreme lengths to prove me wrong. They announced that, due to security concerns, the Powerball drawing will be delayed. (Yes, I know it wasn’t done to foil me, but it IS pretty funny)