The city of Dallas is mandating that all employees use a person’s chosen name and pronouns. I would love this. My new name is “Big Daddy Longcock” and my pronouns are “my nigga” and “sup bitch.” Per the published HR policy, all of my coworkers are now required to use them.

Let HR sort that shit out.

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Dirty Dingus McGee · June 2, 2023 at 12:33 pm

I shall henceforth be known as Great White Lord McGee. Pronouns are Master and Ruler.

Fuk ‘um and feed ‘um fish heads.

Jen · June 2, 2023 at 12:35 pm

I love your response. I just screened out somebody who felt the need to put pronouns on ‘their’ resume. #OhHellNo.

Bobsuruncle · June 2, 2023 at 12:43 pm

😂😂😂
I keep saying we gotta use their rules against, I am eligible for recall for another 9 years. Recall me and Im showing up looking like Cpl Klinger, my pronouns are bitch/bitches. The first one that disrespects me is getting sued. Then Ill spend all day, everyday in counseling sorting out my gender dysphoria.

Chris · June 2, 2023 at 12:48 pm

Who’s running Dallas is the question.
And HTF did they get in that poosition of power?

The fact that they did it..is just another of the many twilight zone episodes we have seen.

    joe · June 2, 2023 at 5:37 pm

    dallas has been a shithole for a long, long time…

Boba Oreally · June 2, 2023 at 1:39 pm

That is too funny

Red · June 2, 2023 at 2:24 pm

Looks like it is time to Raise the Dead who fought to create the Republic of Texas. Pay those demon spawn a visit and run their collective butts to the Gulf of Mexico to be used as bait.

Reefdiver52 · June 2, 2023 at 4:07 pm

HA HA HA HA HA!! PERFECT!!
Blind them with their own hypocrisy.

There will be some dead air time while they try to process your identity requirements.
Well worth it to see the blank looks on their faces.

ALL ABOARD THE SHIP OF FOOLS, LEAVING SOON.

It's just Boris · June 2, 2023 at 6:15 pm

Hm. Hmmm…

A touch more subtlety might keep them sitting and spinning longer. For instance, what if you demand they use “Master/Master’s.” You might be a Dr Who villain fan; you might have (or aspire to) a degree beyond the bachelor’s, etc. Or “Milord” as you think you should have been born in the Age of Sail.

Just a thought, to give them just enough doubt about the sincerity to keep them from trying to call you on it. 🙂

    Divemedic · June 2, 2023 at 7:45 pm

    If they don’t consistently enforce the rule, it isn’t a rule, it’s a guideline.

Iwoots · June 2, 2023 at 8:30 pm

Dallas?? Isn’t that south of the Mason-Dixon Line?

Woke ‘individual’ – “My preferred pronou”

Non-woke human being, with a really big grin, interrupting – “Well bless your heart!!” {Each and every time. And say the same thing to HR when they try to write you up.}

Vitaeus · June 2, 2023 at 9:19 pm

Will all that fit on an issued badge? Or are you embroidering it on your scrubs.

SiG · June 3, 2023 at 7:09 am

As my wife says, “proof that they don’t have any real problems.”

Imposing pronouns on someone else is imposing their insanity on the innocent. Nobody refers to themselves in the third person, except for psychotic royalty.

oldvet50 · June 3, 2023 at 8:03 am

OK, I have a serious question. HOW do you address a person using a pronoun? I always use a name when addressing someone in person but use a pronoun when referring to someone who is not present. If they aren’t there, they will not know which pronoun I used. The one pronoun I do use is “How do YOU do?” when meeting someone, but I’m sure in Texas they just say “Howdy”. Technically, the guideline violates its own rules by referring to “one’s gender” with “one” being a pronoun that is probably not their preferred one.

    wojtek · June 3, 2023 at 4:46 pm

    Oh, now I see someone had exactly the same question as i did (just haven’t seen the post when I was writing my own) 🙂

    I think that the answer to our questions is rather simple: these commie activists are stupid. Whether they do not know what pronouns are, or whether they do not know what it means to address someone, that’s still to be decided. But whichever it is, it is their stupidity 🙂

wojtek · June 3, 2023 at 12:02 pm

Correct me if I’m wrong (English is not my native tongue), but when they say that “An employee has the right to be addressed by the name and pronoun of their choice”, does that mean that now they started to allow people to replace the pronoun “you”? Or do they simply have even bigger problems with plain English than I do and they do not even understand the meaning of the phrase “to address”?

Aesop · June 3, 2023 at 2:06 pm

4. Make the enemy live up to its own book of rules.

5. Ridicule is man’s most potent weapon.

6. A good tactic is one your people enjoy.” – Saul Alinsky, Rules For Radicals

Red · June 3, 2023 at 9:40 pm

How would the Ood deal with this idiocy …

Jonathan · June 4, 2023 at 10:06 am

I read an article a little while back where a college did this – a conservative student put his pronoun as “Your Majesty”… I didn’t see a followup to how the school handled it.

Last week at work we got an email that Microsoft Teams’ most recent update allows people to display their pronouns… I have no plans to do that!

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