One of the most embarrassing things that has ever happened to me was when I was out with some friends. I was sitting in the bar and noticed that a woman kept staring at me. My friends urged me to go talk to her, so I did. I approached the table where she was sitting with her friends and said, “I couldn’t help but notice you were staring at me. Can I buy you a drink?”
She replied, “I am not staring at you. You are sitting under the TV.” I slinked back to my side of the bar.
Now people in Australia can get you tossed in jail for that.
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BobF · August 26, 2022 at 9:10 am
So I guess the continuum must be glance, look, stare. Wondering though, at what mark on the timeline does each move to the next one, the last move being a social no-no there. Good grief.
GenEarly · August 26, 2022 at 9:22 am
is this your king
Big Ruckus D · August 26, 2022 at 4:10 pm
Street thug: pulls out American wokeness, wields it threateningly.
Mick Dundee: Heh, that’s nawt a wokeness. (Proceeds to pull out Aussie level wokeness and savage the street thug).
Street thug: runs away in shredded pink vest, pissing himself.
Mick Dundee: (smiling ear to ear) Naw that’s a wokeness!
WTF is wrong with Australia? Sumbitch, what a bunch of cucks.
Rub · August 26, 2022 at 7:19 pm
All sorts of problems with Aus, not limited to massive immigration and a population not paying attention to what the politicians are doing.
Leading to crap like affimitve consent laws, where you are committing sexual assault unless you get a clear and definite yes before kissing, touching, etc. Oh and consent can be withdrawn without telling the other party. Tell me that’s how normal human interactions work…
mike · August 27, 2022 at 8:32 am
They won’t be around long I’m afraid. The Nation that produced so many superior jungle fighters and the Pacific War and Vietnam would suggest an enviable nation of strong men. They went on from there to an early embrace of the woke agenda. They meekly disarmed long ago after a single mass shooting, and became the “model” of how free men everywhere should be disarmed. They were quite vocal and sanctimonious in the Canadian style about their superior disarmed society whenever there was a noteworthy shooting in America. When the Kungflu came, their gov built concentration camps and put people in them. Told you so, assholes. They are already far too few in numbers and much too close to China to have much of a future once the American security umbrella is gone. When the Deathvaxx toll really kicks in it could be quite an empty place once again. Other than great soldiers in the service of the British and then the American Empires, I can’t think of a single thing they did or produced that is worthy of being missed or memorialized.
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