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Only in Florida

Kids prevented from going to school by an alligator blocking the front doors.

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Many pairs of shoes could be made with comrade alligator.
Redistribution for the good of the borg could be worked out by a cargo cult czar of the glorious unity collective, kulaks are not welcome and will be excluded.
Replacements get first dibs on all redistribution you deplorable kulak untermenschen scum.

I was once late to morning PT in Pensacola because an alligator was napping at the foot of the only stairwell. Isn’t Florida a magical place?

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