Kids prevented from going to school by an alligator blocking the front doors.

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Steve · May 17, 2022 at 3:40 pm

It was outside the cafeteria door. Sounds like a missed opportunity.

Big Ruckus D · May 17, 2022 at 5:07 pm

Yeah, tastes like chicken. Or so I’ve heard.

Starman Jones · May 17, 2022 at 6:16 pm

Many pairs of shoes could be made with comrade alligator.
Redistribution for the good of the borg could be worked out by a cargo cult czar of the glorious unity collective, kulaks are not welcome and will be excluded.
Replacements get first dibs on all redistribution you deplorable kulak untermenschen scum.

BobF · May 17, 2022 at 8:39 pm

One over, in Polk, they’d have cubed him for lunch. 🙂

McChuck · May 18, 2022 at 11:03 am

I was once late to morning PT in Pensacola because an alligator was napping at the foot of the only stairwell. Isn’t Florida a magical place?

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