The city of Orlando is about to ban plastic straws, bags, and containers from all city property.
“This covers … public right of way like food trucks,” Castro said.
Ironic last name aside, will this result in traffic stops if you are seen on the public right of way with a McDonald’s cup? There is also a city ordinance about scooping your dog’s poop. Maybe you can use bags made from a liberal chick’s underarm hair.