If a woman can pretend to be a man and we all have to believe it, does this mean that people who identify as dogs will legally have to be treated as such? If so, this opens up a whole case of worms.

Can they be prohibited from restaurants? Will they be required to get rabies vaccines? Will I have to walk them on a leash? Scoop their poop?

Or can the choose to identify as different things at different times, changing identity on a whim, that makes this whole “I identify as” nonsense a choice and not something you are born with or can’t help.

Most importantly, if I kill someone and can prove that the person identified as a dog, I can’t be charged with murder, right? At most, animal cruelty…


Boneman · October 1, 2023 at 6:22 am

Hah. As someone who has a VERY high opinion of Dogs, I daresay nobody qualifies. HOWEVER… someone claims to be a dog and is NOT leashed and accompanied by their “Owner” then they are a stray, should be immediately captured, taken to Animal Services, NEUTERED and put up for adoption.

Problem solved. Alas, that very simple solution would never be implemented as it would be (rightfully so) under the Constitution considered to be “Cruel and Unusual Punishment”. Why? Because the individual is NOT A DOG. The veterinarian assigned to undertake the aforementioned surgery would probably be quite vociferous in pointing that out.

I see the categories filed under as “Insanity” and “Tranny Insanity”. I think perhaps another category it would firmly land in would be “DUMBASS”

And it’s a very robust insult to our good friends the Canines.

It's just Boris · October 1, 2023 at 8:22 am

If my dog identifies as a human, can he poop on a sidewalk in San Francisco and not incur a $320 fine if it’s not picked up?

    Big Ruckus D · October 1, 2023 at 11:46 am

    Touché, that was well played. Now, if someone identifies as a dog, and wants to go to restaurant, you take them to the back door of the local Chinese joint, where they can become today’s dinner special. Problem solved.

    One other thought, given all the dysfunction and degeneracy now: if men began identifying as dogs, there is a good possibility that they’d have a much easier time getting some women into bed. Just need to be certain they aren’t allergic to peanut butter, of course.

      Divemedic · October 1, 2023 at 11:49 am

      LOL. No matter what you identify as, you won’t have an 8 inch long tongue.

Joe Blow · October 1, 2023 at 11:55 am

Honestly you highlight the shortest route to stopping this insanity. Use their own game against them. The best example I’ve seen is that arrest video, some ‘woman’ is resisting several cops at some protest (think it was antifa), and another woman filming it on her cell phone tells the cops that she insists a female police officer conduct the arrest and frisk. One of the attendant cops turns to her and deadpans “How do you know they don’t identify as a female officer?” and the troll is left flubbering, guffawing, and .. silent.

nick flandrey · October 1, 2023 at 1:19 pm

I can’t be charged with murder, right? At most, animal cruelty…

– of course if you are a Korean shopkeeper in LA you might be charged with MORE for the animal cruelty than shooting a robber, and cause some race rioting…. the precedent is there.

It’s amazing to me to look back and see how far we’ve slid down the slope, one little bit at a time. No one in the 80s would have put up with this nonsense.

Checkers · October 1, 2023 at 9:43 pm

Ha,, I keep telling my wife I identify as a Wooly Mammoth, and thus,, by rights I deserve 10,000 pristine acres of land to roam on all by myself. The government owes me this, since I am a Wooly Mammoth,, and thus, am quite rare indeed. So where’s my land? I’m waiting?

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