A family is suing Universal Studios because their half black daughter allegedly had a “white power” symbol placed upon her shoulder by a costumed character while visiting the Orlando theme park in 2019.
The man in the costume was fired, and now the family is seeking $30,000 in actual damages, plus whatever other bonus money the jury sees fit to give them as winners of the ghetto lottery.
Let’s see who else we can sue. William Shatner, who was a part of the first interracial kiss to appear on American television. Racist.
Usain Bolt. I had no idea he was a closet racist.
Eddie Murphy. Of course he is a racist. He was also a huge homophobe, so why not a secret racist?
Oh shit, not you too, Oprah.
No, not THAT one, this one:
3 Comments
Techiedude · July 10, 2021 at 7:42 am
We really are becoming progressively more stupid as a species.
There has to be a word out there that describes the worry that somewhere, somehow, a negro may be offended by something innocuous.
It’s all so tiresome.
joe · July 10, 2021 at 12:45 pm
cha-ching?
Anonymous · July 10, 2021 at 11:50 am
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Purity%20Spiral
Purity Spiral: A social ratchet effect within a community. A process of moral outbidding, unchecked, which corrodes the group from within, rewarding those who put themselves at the extremes, and punishing nuance relentlessly.
I’ll call it a moral-immune-system disease, where the regulation is in oscillation, zooms past the correct setpoint of the golden rule, and starts attacking self. Increase the damping or turn the gain down.
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