A family is suing Universal Studios because their half black daughter allegedly had a “white power” symbol placed upon her shoulder by a costumed character while visiting the Orlando theme park in 2019.
The man in the costume was fired, and now the family is seeking $30,000 in actual damages, plus whatever other bonus money the jury sees fit to give them as winners of the ghetto lottery.
Let’s see who else we can sue. William Shatner, who was a part of the first interracial kiss to appear on American television. Racist.
Usain Bolt. I had no idea he was a closet racist.
Eddie Murphy. Of course he is a racist. He was also a huge homophobe, so why not a secret racist?
Oh shit, not you too, Oprah.
No, not THAT one, this one: