For now, the New York City mayor is asking citizens to house illegals in their “spare” property. Soon, he will force landlords to house them. Then he will force homeowners.

It’s the commie way. Go ahead New York, keep electing Democrats.

Categories: CommunismIllegals


Bigus Macus · May 13, 2023 at 9:33 am

Let’s start with Gracie Mansion.

Quarterflash · May 13, 2023 at 10:11 am

Still laughing about Chicago protesting about the fundamental transformation that they voted for.
The smarter ones know that the free gibs are going to be in short supply and gone when the squat burrito hordes are the majority.
I used to joke about empty nest appropriation but knew it would come to pass.
Just go out and about any day of the week the Kwan is a steaming third world turd of genetic misfire sewer mutants and our external enemies are too busy laughing to bust a move.

Aesop · May 13, 2023 at 10:27 am

Cheer up. A non-zero number of room providers will be serial killers, and will start stacking guests in the basement in job lots.
It’s NYFC, after all.

    hungry ghost · May 13, 2023 at 11:13 am

    BBQ beaner?

Samuel Hancock · May 13, 2023 at 12:48 pm

Thanks for coming back.

    Daniel K Day · May 13, 2023 at 8:22 pm


BobF · May 13, 2023 at 1:07 pm

He’s just trying to avoid facing the inevitable lack of personnel to manage those empty facilities he’s considering. Put ’em in hotels, at cost nobody talks about (wait ’till the after action damage reports come it), or homeowners’ spaces at no cost — but if he puts ’em in vacant prisons and such he will have to hire on-the-books and in public view/record MANY people to feed and otherwise staff (including maintenance of daily stuffed toilets) those places. Wonder what divisions will cost more — food service, maintenance, medical (to include childbirth) (and gender change?), security, or administration.

Buffalo Bill · May 13, 2023 at 1:15 pm

Alexa, translate “It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again” to squatamalen.

Also, dinner will be served alfresco at 6pm sharp. Sauteed liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. As the guest of honor, your attendance is compulsory. Si, ese?

Jen · May 13, 2023 at 3:07 pm

Apparently, NY mayor has just ordered a bunch of homeless vets to be kicked out of thrir hotel, and replaced with new arrivals.

Olguy · May 13, 2023 at 6:13 pm

Law Abiding Citizen

Olguy · May 13, 2023 at 6:14 pm

Law Abiding Citizen

Michael · May 13, 2023 at 7:53 pm

Odd how Matt Braken wrote about this scenario that we would be forced by excess housing laws to pay horrific penalty taxes or allow undocumented “citizens” to live rent free.

I’m more concerned about the nearly eradicated diseases from 3rd world counties like TB and scabies to become the new normal (and like Monkey Pox NEVER discussed in Media as a Illegal’s Issue).

I remember when we came back from a Haiti mission, we had to be isolated and treated for scabies.

    Skyler the Weird · May 14, 2023 at 6:42 am

    There was an episode of Call the Midwife which dealt with an outbreak of scabies in the East End of London in the mid sixties. They had to set up public baths and laundries to treat everyone. Even doctors and nurses and families caught the critters.

    I once set up a lean to over a nest of red bugs on a hiking trip in Georgia. Those critters left welts all over and had to put clear nail polish over the welts to suffocate the little boogers. I hear scabies is worse.

anonymous coward · May 14, 2023 at 6:55 am

Dr. Zhivago – “That’s much more fair comrade.”

WDS · May 14, 2023 at 8:24 am

I’m sure NYC residents are volunteering en mass to house another country’s refuse especially now that there’s a drug resistant ringworm outbreak in the city with a “brand”.

lynn · May 14, 2023 at 3:51 pm

I wonder if you have to feed and clothe the foreign soldiers also.

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