A “teen” brandishes a firearm on a Florida beach. Let’s count the crimes:

  • Illegal carrying of a concealed firearm
  • Brandishing a firearm
  • firearm possession by a minor
  • resisting a law enforcement officer
  • sale of marijuana
  • commission of a second-degree felony with a weapon
  • two counts of tampering with evidence
  • three counts of aggravated assault on a law enforcement officer.

In addition, he is also facing seven felony warrants for charges including armed robbery and violation of probation. So what do the rocket surgeons in the comments have to say?

Teen with gun threatening people on crowded beach. Great headline for Ron Desantis and his minions…this the Florida they want.

No, I am pretty sure that the Florida we want doesn’t include armed criminals pointing guns at people on the beach. Note that the crowd is made up almost entirely of Norwegian teens, who are well known for being the cause of most violent crime. Avoid large crowds of Norwegians.

Categories: Crime


chiefjaybob · March 15, 2024 at 11:15 am

Wait a minute. I thought they were Canadians?

SoCoRuss · March 15, 2024 at 12:56 pm

Also, Guzman is clearly a white supremacist.

anonymous · March 15, 2024 at 5:56 pm

“In addition, the teen was arrested on seven active no-bond warrants out of Orange County, including armed robbery and violation of probation, deputies said“

Paulb · March 15, 2024 at 6:33 pm

Ah “teen.” So it’s a feral black man age 24 or under, with a lengthy prior violent criminal record.

I have learned how to translate news-speak.

Xzebek · March 16, 2024 at 9:21 am

Where chimps abound,
don’t be around.

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