This has got to be one of the funniest Monty Python bits ever.
“You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. If I went around proclaiming myself emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away.”
“Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Come & see the violence inherent in the system. Help help I’m being repressed !”