Baltimore is suing some car makers whose cars are being stolen because their cars are too easy to steal. Next up: suing rape victims for dressing like they clearly want a cocktail, hold the tail.

Maybe those car makers should sue black people for stealing everything that isn’t (and some things that are) nailed down. Maybe they can take some of those future reparations payments.


TechieDude · May 19, 2023 at 8:12 am

I seem to remember getting Kias and Hyundais rental cars that had key fobs, and keyless ignition like any other car. Curious. Then again, I had a friend whose cousin managed a used car dealership. My buddy was in the market for a z28, and he happened to have a few. He took a liking to a neon blue one, looked sharp. His cousin said “nah. you don’t that one, it came from Curtis chevrolet (The one dealership in DC, the hood)” Then he told us why – the indigenous population (IPs) up there wanted flash but would skimp on everything else. Sure enough, the car had crank windows, manual locks, plastic interior. He ended up buying one more suitably equipped.

Long way around to wonder if the reason they get stolen is:
1. Blacks tend to buy them (Down here, that seems to be their preferred ride)
2. They don’t spend the extra dough on the theft deterrent systems.

When I lived up there, I spent more than enough time working in Baltimore. To call it a banana republic is an insult to banana republics.

Toastrider · May 19, 2023 at 8:19 am

A logical consequence of the insane attempts by the left to beat on the firearms industry through lawsuits. No one is to blame, only the inanimate objects.

We Can't Have Nice Things · May 19, 2023 at 9:02 am

A Killed In Action car, no thanks.
Mooncrickets might like them for joyriding as “utes” steal them but no one else does.
Zil Trabants for everyone just to keep “13%” of the population placated.
How bout that demockcracy! Si se puede!

WDS · May 19, 2023 at 9:17 am

Has anyone considered the cars were probably scheduled for repossession anyway? You know how it goes, they’ll plunk down that tax refund check, drive home in their shiny, new Dodge Whatever and 4-5 months later they’re in trouble. There’s one Dodge dealer here in the Columbia SC area that bombards the radio airwaves with his asinine ads and says “Cracks in your credit? JT will help you get it!”.

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