Do blind people watch sports? Even if they did, are they going to be able to read these uniforms? What about the people who DO watch sports? Can they read this?
Companies are just trying to pander to any and every special interest group that they can in a lame attempt to garner favor. In an effort to pander to the visually impaired, I am going to come up with a Braille condom.
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Anonymous · July 9, 2023 at 9:03 pm
Printed dots are flat, right? It doesn’t even work as Braille. Liberals doing cargo cult stuff again.
Aesop · July 10, 2023 at 11:19 am
Exactly. Braille is BUMPS, not flat dots.
This is Braille as visualized (see what I did there?) by profoundly retarded fuckwits.
Which should be the new name of the team of Profoundly Retarded Fuckwits playing MLB in Baltimore.
Hence the term “Baltimorons”.
Big Ruckus D · July 9, 2023 at 9:10 pm
I don’t know DM, if a blind chick feels bumps all over your junk, she’ll probably call off the festivities right quick.
Or would that be considered a French Tickler, since Braille was a Frenchman? Now you see it, now you don’t.
Sometimes my mind goes to the damnedest places.
It's Been Written · July 9, 2023 at 10:15 pm
A blind bud attending EDU used to listen to the hand held radio and pick up cellphone traffic for entertainment distraction.
Sports was never on the menu even with a future NFL SB winner Hall of Famer on campus.
Sightey was my nickname and I could never understand his computer voice box unless a few beers were involved.
His wife could see a little bit but was still rated legally blind, she had a vintage baseball cards collection and had to hold them almost up to the face to view.
oldvet50 · July 10, 2023 at 5:46 am
Isn’t a Braille condom just a French tickler?
Divemedic · July 10, 2023 at 11:25 am
Yes, with messages.
Boneman · July 10, 2023 at 6:06 am
Years ago I was astounded when I saw braille on the keys at the drive thru ATM. I suppose a passenger in the back seat could utilize such a thing. Gotta love the AWD act sometimes.
SiG · July 10, 2023 at 8:24 am
This might be the stupidest thing ever, although that seems to be a challenge these days.
NOBODY reads Braille by looking at the dots. Braille is read by touch. Nobody who can read braille can read the uniforms. It appeals only to people susceptible to virtue signaling.
Aesop · July 10, 2023 at 11:31 am
I’m hoping some team wiseass puts something rude and unprintable in braille dots on his uniform.
June J · July 10, 2023 at 12:51 pm
Dear MLB,
To further your reaching out to visually impaired people I suggest that all players should wear blindfolds while on the field, especially the pitcher and batter. No need to blindfold the umpires, for they identify for the most part as visually impaired.
McChuck · July 11, 2023 at 5:38 am
NYC places braille dots on street signs.
NYC also places their street signs at least 8 feet above ground level.
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