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Your Stove is Next

Now the left is coming after your gas stove.

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These busy body little fuckers need to get their minds right, by shoving them all into gas ovens. Maybe that’s a waste of perfectly good nat gas – especially at current pricing – but I’ll allow it anyway just to be rid of these chronically obstreperous assholes.

Besides, doing so will have the added benefit of outraging leftists into fits of hyperventilation for the audacity of repeating the [putatively] worst mortal sin in all of human historyâ„¢. Since 6 million – and shrinking by current official accounts – is way worse than multiple tens of millions in Soviet Russia or Mao’s China, ya know. Or course one is supremely important, but the other aren’t significant at all because…reasons.

Anyway, punishment should be both psychological and physical for maximum effect. I’ll enjoy seeing their reaction, since they are such vindictive and murderous bastards themselves. Their screams of indignation at being eliminated by the same method harbored in their own deepest fantasies of tyranny will be delicious.

Man, it got dark in here all the sudden. Somebody get me a gas lamp.

Yup. Everyone must be forced to depend on the electrical grid for everything: heating, cooking, transportation, and whatever else.
And the grid must depend on unreliable sources of power. Also, old-fashioned things like infrastructure maintenance detract from the grand mission of virtue signaling, so expect a lot of unreliability, especially with the added loads from electric cars, stoves, trucks, tractors, and whatnot.
Bonus: backup generators are evil, and they and the fuel they use must be eliminated.

Didn’t they already try to ban wood burning stoves in the interest of egalitarian equity for all comrades of the unity collective?
Generators and alternate heat sources will be worth their weight in gold as we turn into North Venezuela and you’ll need something to heat up the zoo animal kebabs.

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