Cashing Out

We sold our last rental property today and used the money to pay off our current house. We bought that rental in 2019, paying a hefty down payment of more than half of the asking price. We plowed every dollar we made from renting the place into expenses and paying off the mortgage. Once that was done (it took six years) we cleaned the place up and put it on the market.

In case you are interested, we paid $150,000 down on a house that cost us $250,000. All of the rent collected went to paying off the loan. Sale price was $310,000. We had to put on a new roof and some other repairs, paid real estate commissions and closing costs that totaled $35,000.

Cost of $250,000, sale proceeds of $275,000, meaning that we made $25,000 in profit after holding the house for 6 years. When you consider that the only money out of our pockets was the initial $150,000 down payment, we actually wound up making $125,000 return in 6 years on our initial investment. That gives us a rate of return of 10.66%.

Now the house I live in is paid off, and we no longer have a mortgage payment. I am also out of the landlord business. It also means that I no longer NEED a job. Now I have options. I am considering dropping down to PRN (as needed) basis- meaning I can work 1 day a week, full time, or anything in between. My choice.

That gives me options with my shitty, shady employer. This is what my wife and I refer to as “fuck you money.”

Double Standards

The American Association of University Professors says that a professor is exercising his First Amendment rights when he gives a student with a different opinion a zero on an assignment.

They also say that students’ rights are violated when a professor refuses to say that the US is built upon student land.

if it wasn’t for double standards, the left would have no standards at all. The left’s only real standard is forwarding the narrative and furthering theor cause. They otherwise have no core beliefs or principles.

The entire education system has been corrupted- from kindergarten all the way through college.

Why I Stopped Shooting IDPA

Watch this video, then read the comments.

I used to shoot IDPA. I won some local matches, but never did well at state. I originally got into IDPA because I wanted to improve my skills in more realistic conditions than simple static targets at a standard range. I liked the shooting, and I liked some of the people. I got to meet some shooting celebrities, including Mas Ayoob.

What I hated were the people who were gaming it. I used to call it “the rules committee.” They would stand there with the rulebook as they disputed and debated nearly every single thing that happened. A couple of them figured out that it was faster to shoot magazines empty by dumping than it was for them to keep partially full mags. They were called on it, and debated for almost ten minutes that IDPA rules only said they have to keep partially full mags, but didn’t prohibit firing extra shots.

It was debates like this, and the ones in comments to the above video, that make shooting not fun. To those people, it isn’t about shooting, it’s about winning. It’s about debating and getting your way. It scares off new shooters who don’t want to deal with the bullshit. It’s tedious. I avoid people like that, so I stopped shooting IDPA almost 20 years ago.

Federal Firearms License

Cory Booker (D-NJ) and Andy Kim (D-NJ) introduced the Federal Firearm Licensing Actlegislation that would require that individuals obtain a federal firearm license before purchasing or receiving a firearm. A license would require:

  • Fingerprints and background checks
  • Signoff from local officials
  • Be required for each firearm
  • Expire in 5 years
  • even being arrested or accused of a crime is enough for denial
  • License holders would be placed on a ‘watch list’ called “RAP Back”
  • prohibit a licensee from giving or loaning a firearm to someone else without using a dealer

No. Just no. This is so incredibly unconstitutional.

How Does it Happen?

Let me explain the problems that have been happening in my ED. I am going to put my administrator hat on for a moment and explain how a hospital emergency room can become as poorly managed as this. Our previous manager was fired about a year and a half ago. The reason she was fired, we were told, is that she was running the ED over budget, and rumor has it, she was a million dollars over budget. Now my ED sees about 100,000 patients a year. Since the average emergency room bill is more than $4,000, that means the department is seeing $400 million a year in billables. A million dollars is about a quarter of a percent of annual billables- in other words, it’s a rounding error.

Still, medicine is a business, and many business leaders can’t see past this quarter’s cash flow statement, so they make the mistake of focusing more on metrics than on patient (customer) outcomes. Instead of being used as a yard stick to guide in decision making, metrics become the purpose of the manager’s decisions. The powers that be decided that they wanted to look good to their bosses, so they found a scapegoat to make it appear as though they were doing something, and fired the old manager.

One of the first things that the new manager did was to begin focusing on metrics. In this case, she is focusing on throughput. You really can’t blame her, and understand why she is making the decisions she is. I wouldn’t do the same, but I understand it. What she is doing is reasonable, even if it is wrong: The last manager was fired for being over budget and having poor metrics, so she is going to ensure that the numbers look good. When the government rates hospital emergency rooms, the following metrics are the largest factors in the ratings:

  • Median time from ED arrival to ED departure for discharged patients
  • Median time from ED arrival to ED departure for admitted patients
  • Median time to being seen by a health care professional in the ED

So the chase for good numbers begins. Patients who leave before getting out of the waiting room are called “Left without being seen” (LWBS). They damage throughput because they count against it. To lower that, we have to get patients into a room as quickly as possible- but the rooms are full. So we make the decision to empty rooms by putting patients awaiting inpatient beds into the hallway- sometimes for as long as 36 hours. When they are placed in the hallway, they get assigned to a holding unit that appears not to be part of the ED, even though it’s a back hallway in the ED that is staffed by ED nurses. They have only left the ED on paper. Who cares if it is a violation of Joint Commission standards? We can fool those guys by hiding the beds whenever they come to inspect. Aren’t we clever?

You know what else we can do? The nurses that come in at 11:00 am take over a combined total of 12 patients. Let’s put patients from the waiting room into those rooms before those nurses get here. That empties the waiting room, making it appear like they are being seen faster, and the nurses can hit the ground running when they come in. Who cares that it’s only 8:00 am and the patient will be in the room for 3 hours without being seen? The chart says that the patient in room 24 has been assigned to a nurse AND a doctor, so that looks good. On paper.

Also, let’s reduce nursing staff. Since the old manager took over, we reduced nursing staff from 234 nurses to only 162 nurses, some through attrition, some from layoffs or firings. We also reduced nurse assistants from 54 down to only 36. Cutting a third of your staff makes your expenses less. Now we are under budget. The nurses who are left are expected to take on the increased workload, but that’s OK, they can do it.

With the staff that stays, we will maximize productivity by forcing them to do all required training off duty, but we will do all we can to not pay them for it, up to and including modifying their time cards and not approving the pay for them to do it. We will assign training that can theoretically be done in 2 hours, but usually takes 4. We will only pay for 2, and anyone who can’t do it in 2 hours is simply lollygagging.

The nurses who complain are just disgruntled and lazy. If they complain that things are unsafe, they are just being troublemakers. In fact, when I complained, I was told that “I understand. People just don’t like changes, and this is just you resisting the changes I have made. In time, you will see that things are better now. Look at our numbers, they look great.”

The senior nurses who care left in droves (again- we lost a third of the staff). Training has been focusing on the basics, because all of the nurses who remain are young and don’t know any better. They are just happy to have a job.

These are the classic indicators of a deteriorating unit culture caused by cost driven management. It’s a style of management where costs and metrics become more important than the final outcome. It isn’t unique to healthcare, its a problem in nearly every business sector. When left to fester long enough, you begin seeing red flags:

  • Selective accountability
  • Secret documentation of faults that are used against staff when needed and by surprise to get rid of “problem” employees
  • Normalization of risk caused by chronic understaffing
  • high turnover that management explains away
  • dismissal of safety complaints as “problematic staff” who are just resistant to change
  • more documented discipline and terminations- this silences outspoken staff who are labeled as “troublemakers”
  • so employees stop speaking up

The result of these red flags is called cost-driven collapse. This shows a pattern of theoretical labor accounting- they have a theory on what it SHOULD take to run this unit, and are forcing the facts to fit their idea of what things should be like.

Management is not paying for what is actually worked, but for what they believe is “reasonable.” That is a hallmark of a system that values financial predictability over factual accuracy. Reality is inconvenient. Optics are cheaper.

They are optimizing for:

  • Throughput
  • Labor cost
  • Optics
  • Short-term financials

This isn’t incompetency- it’s a deliberate decision to value metrics over patient safety, ethical considerations, legal considerations, sustainability, as well as professional and organizational integrity.

The best thing anyone can do in these situations is: get out. In the meantime, keep quiet, be the grey man, and stay out of the limelight. You have to understand that this sort of manager is doing what they do to keep their jobs by looking good on paper. They will crush anyone who interferes with that- they are willing to lie to accreditation bodies: they won’t hesitate to fire you and have you blackballed. They, in their own minds, think they are working for the greater good, and therefore anyone who stands in the way of that is evil. You aren’t a team player, you resist positive change, etc.

Even after you leave- keep your mouth shut. As tempting as it is to try and get even, you won’t. In the end, nothing changes and all you did was create an enemy and burn a bridge. Just leave and let the coming collapse of the unit and the manager’s eventual firing be your justice.

I’ve had bad bosses who have done this before. I once, when I was a paramedic, worked for a guy who famously told us at a staff meeting: “The customer is always right, but the patient isn’t our customer. The customers are the insurance companies and hospitals that select our service. The patients are just cargo, and no one cares what cargo thinks.” It was much the same as this time- we were prohibited from taking lunches, pressured into doing unethical and unsafe things, then left out to dry when something bad happened. See, there was a written policy against it, and the employee violated that policy. (Because all businesses have exhaustive policy manuals that are designed to protect the company. They aren’t enforced, with the way it’s really done being nothing close to following policy. This allows management to blame the employee when something goes wrong.)

This type of organization is performing transactional leadership. This is where leaders care about metrics more than sound, ethical business. Patients become flow. Nurses become cost. Ethics become obstacles.
Reality becomes inconvenient.

It’s a poor way to manage, but sadly it’s a tactic that far too many managers follow because in the short term, the numbers look good. This sort of system always fails in the end, and the manager never does figure out why so many people left.

As a manager, I ascribe to the theory of Just Culture. Just Culture is an organizational approach to safety and accountability that seeks to balance learning and improvement with fair responsibility. Instead of asking “Who is to blame?” it asks: “What happened, why did it make sense to the person at the time, and how do we prevent it from happening again?” The goal is to design a safe system that seeks to improve systems, not just punish individuals, preventing recurrence of sentinel events in high-risk fields like healthcare and aviation. 

I practice a Just Culture approach. When something goes wrong, I start by asking what made sense to the nurse at the time: what the workload was, what barriers existed, what competing priorities were present. Human error is consoled and learned from, at-risk behavior is coached, and only reckless behavior warrants discipline. My goal is to fix the system so the same error is less likely to happen again, while still holding people fairly accountable. Part of my role as a manager would be advocating for staffing models and workflows that make the safe choice the easy choice. The goal is learning, prevention and the elimination of errors, not punishment and blame seeking.

If you build a quality organization that seeks to minimize risk and error without placing blame downstream but instead seeks organizational change, it allows professionals to maximize their skills and the team works for a common goal- excellence usually follows from that sort of system. That’s the philosophy I want to bring as a manager to my next, hopefully leadership, role.

That’s what I am selling in my job interviews.

Arrested 40 Years Later

Imagine finding out at 45 years old that you are on the missing and endangered child list, and were abducted more than 40 years ago. Even more surprising, your mother was the person who abducted you and is now under arrest for the crime.

That’s what happened when Debra Newton was arrested in The Villages, Florida this week. She stands accused of running away with her daughter, changing their names, and going into hiding back in 1983. It was confirmed by DNA testing:

You’re not who you think you are. You’re a missing person. You’re Michelle Marie Newton,

The entire thing began when Debra Newton abducted Michelle, who was three years old when she and her mother left Louisville, Kentucky to begin a new job in Georgia and prepare a new home for the family.

I know that there are those who would claim that, being the child’s mother, she can’t have abducted her. My response to that is that the Father of that child has rights, and those rights were taken from him when his wife ran off with the kid. I’m glad they finally brought him closure, and did it in a way that he isn’t getting screwed into paying child support.

Weed, Guns, and Prostitutes

In a move that signals just how much of a fascist tyrant he is, Trump signed an executive order reclassifying marijuana from Schedule I to Schedule III on Thursday. Schedule III drugs are things like Ketamine, Testosterone, and Codeine. That sets in motion a number of things that are important. The most obvious of these is that users of medical marijuana are no longer unlawful users of the drug, which also means that those with a medical marijuana card are no longer prohibited from buying a firearm, and can now legally put no on a 4473. It also means that BATFEIEIO will have to revise and rewrite their form 4473 questions.

Republicans are incensed because police unions have long opposed such a move, as busting people for weed is a huge source of police employment and a great way to conduct warrantless searches: “I smelled weed.” As evidence to support their ire, Republicans made the following points:

  • Reclassifying marijuana as a Schedule III drug will send the wrong message to America’s children, enable drug cartels, and make our roads more dangerous
  • According to a recently published fifteen-year review of medical research, marijuana has no real medical value, and 30% of medical marijuana users have an addiction to the drug
  • Under Schedule III, pilots, truck drivers, and other safety-sensitive professions will not be tested for marijuana.
  • Marijuana is already imperiling safety: over 40% of fatal car crashes today involve THC. Rescheduling will exponentially worsen this crisis

First, let me say that I am one of the only people that I know that has never even tried the stuff. I have no interest in it, and I just never felt the need to try it. My only oppositions to marijuana are practical ones.

  1. I hate the smell when it is smoked. It reeks. I don’t care if they legalize it, as long as I don’t have to smell it. Make it an edible, or make patches. Do that, and I won’t care.
  2. Pass limits beyond which someone is considered impaired, and come up with a test that can reliably determine if someone is beyond that limit. I don’t want someone flying my plane or surgeons operating on people while they are impaired.

Now that that is out of the way, let’s address the Republican claims:

America’s children aren’t sitting there saying “Oooh, Trump said doctors can now prescribe weed. I think I will go out and smoke it now.” Ridiculous. Anyone who wants weed gets it now. I know that it’s anecdotal, but I would say that half of the people under the age of 30 who come to the ED test positive for marijuana, and probably 1 in 5 who are over 30 do as well. The patients I don’t test smell like weed a good bit of the time, too. Your policies aren’t doing shit to prevent people from using.

Half of the states (almost- it’s 24 now) have already legalized marijuana in some form or another. The Federal government is just catching up with what the states are doing, and what the citizens obviously want.

Marijuana DOES have medical uses. The fact that studies are showing that it doesn’t is a reflection of science being for sale. The government pays someone to conduct a study on marijuana to prove it has no legitimate use, and what do you know, the preexisting opinion of the study’s sponsor is confirmed. Far too much of what we call “science” is actually paid propaganda. Most “scientists” are actually whores who sell the weight of their credentials to the highest bidder.

Truck drivers, pilots, and the like can still be tested for weed as a Schedule III drug. They are tested for intoxication on things like alcohol (no scheduled at all), Schedule IV drugs like Xanax, Ativan, and Valium, as well as other Schedule III drugs like Ketamine and Codeine. This is just a stupid and downright untruthful argument that I classify as fear mongering, no different than “every traffic accident will result in a gunfight.”

In my several decades as a paramedic, I can say that nearly every traffic accident occurring after midnight involves an alcohol impaired driver, and we aren’t making alcohol illegal. If fatal accidents involve a driver with marijuana in their system 40% of the time, I ask how many people have marijuana in their systems. Correlation doesn’t imply causation. I could easily say that 60% of people who die in a traffic crash eat sandwiches, but that doesn’t make sandwiches the cause of traffic deaths. Keep in mind that current testing for marijuana doesn’t test for intoxication, it tests for presence. Because they are fat soluble, the metabolites of marijuana stay in your system for up to 90 days. That doesn’t mean that you were intoxicated at the time you were tested, which is my second point, above.

Overall, I think this issue is a loser for Republicans, and I support the action Trump took here. I just wish I didn’t have to smell that stuff everywhere I go.