Yep, you read that right. San Fransisco Bay is being raided by pirates. Our government can’t even deal with an issue that was settled on this continent over a century ago.
It’s as if the entity running the simulation that we are living in have tired of Orwell and have moved on to Rand for the dystopian phase of the game.
What author comes next? Please tell me it isn’t Lovecraft or Alighieri.