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it's just Boris · March 13, 2021 at 8:18 am

Our pup would probably want one. Then again, his heroes are Bear from Person of Interest (TV series), and Rocket in the Guardians of the Galaxy movies. About the only time he pays attention to TV is when they’re on, and I swear he’s taking notes.

joe · March 13, 2021 at 2:31 pm

they will make examples out of a few people, probably killing a whole family including kids and that will make a lot of people give them up…there will be a few though that will take some of them with him…

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