Federal Judge Orders Astronauts Be Returned To Space Station

“I will not stand by while Donald Trump abuses his power like a dictator,” said Judge Earl Flanders in his ruling. “Trump has no authority to pick up these astronauts, and I can say that because I’m a federal judge, and no one is allowed to argue with me, and everyone has to do what I say.”

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Red's Woodsman · March 17, 2025 at 8:26 pm

Incredulous, in all manner of definition. Even to the point of profane tirade. Co-ink-eye-dink-lee, it was Musk, a private citizen, instead of the duly elected president, that gave the stranded persons a means to return alive to Terra Firma. Shows how stupid that “judge” actually is.

SiG · March 17, 2025 at 9:03 pm

Excellent! Good satire is so close to reality it’s just a step beyond it. Something like this makes you wonder for a moment if it’s not some real judge.

Boneman · March 18, 2025 at 5:11 am

Ya know… the doggone article reads like something that’s utterly and entirely believable. That’s both hysterically funny and abjectly sad all at the same time.

Joe Blow · March 18, 2025 at 6:08 am

What’s funny about the joke, is you’re not sure it’s a joke!
People have a RIGHT to die from Cancer. How Dare trump cure cancer! LOL!

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