A man sent Joe Biden a box containing hundreds of sex toys on Valentine’s Day, along with a note telling the President to go f*ck himself.

He was arrested by the Secret Service, and is being held incommunicado in an undisclosed location.

He has been vzyali. That’s what you get for speaking out against the most popular President ever.

EDIT: So it appears that the above link is a satire site. They got me. The best satire is that which is indistinguishable from reality.


Steve · March 7, 2024 at 10:10 am


KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

    Divemedic · March 7, 2024 at 10:25 am

    So they got me. Sometimes, it is hard to tell satire from reality, which is of course the best form of satire.

      Steve · March 7, 2024 at 12:53 pm

      I have been got before. Kind of got me too. I was trying to find out where they were so I could verify the story when I found their note that they were a satire sight.

Boneman · March 7, 2024 at 10:25 am

Grounds for arrest? How so? This is a threat? Perhaps due to the questionable sanitary issues but otherwise I see this as a VERY well stated OPINION and a brilliant example of FREE SPEECH.

But hey, that’s just like, my OPINIOIN, man!

This guy made my day!

    Boneman · March 7, 2024 at 10:27 am

    Oh drat. Just saw the ref to the satirical attributes.

    NOW… I’m disappointed.

Craig · March 7, 2024 at 3:24 pm

Let’s make satire reality

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