A car ran into the Presidential motorcade last night. The sedan struck a trailing vehicle as the President was exiting his campaign headquarters and heading towards his vehicle. The collision happened less than 100 feet from the President. What’s important here is the poor reaction times displayed by the USSS agents in his detail. Watch closely. The collision happens 10 seconds into the video.

The agents spend the next 5 seconds looking around and trying to decide what to do. Their first reaction should be to get the President to safety. They don’t get him into the armored SUV until 14 seconds after the collision. Had this collision been an attack involving an VBIED or a gunman, there is a fair chance that the President would have been caught in the open.

Categories: Presidency


Joe Blow · December 18, 2023 at 7:08 am

You say that like it’s an accident, or a bad thing?
Gawd, then it would be camel toe.
What have we come to?!?!?!

Ken · December 18, 2023 at 7:49 am

Biden looks like a zombie from “The Walking Dead”. The SS looks like they don’t really care too much. Somehow, the whole event seems like a sad allegory about the State of the disintegrating Republic.

Jen · December 18, 2023 at 8:00 am

Compare this reaction to the Reagan shooting. Those agents were ON. These clowns look like they’re taking girlscouts on a day hike. There’s no urgency, and no particular rush to get the potato to safety. Are they *hoping* something goes wrong?

    AZFloyd · December 18, 2023 at 1:05 pm

    I was going to respond to say this very same thing. Reagan’s security was in action before the last shot was fired. AN SS agent tona bullet in the gut because his OODA.loop was that quick.

EN2SS · December 18, 2023 at 8:21 am

Would you take a bullet for the pResident braindead demon? They should think about the risk/returns for being around him/it.

SmileyFtW · December 18, 2023 at 9:10 am

He won’t be around in Nov 24… seems too early to “make a spot” for the replacement ATM; probably testing the waters or setting up the change. Softening the target.

RandyGC · December 18, 2023 at 11:05 am

I wonder if all of the competent agents have been moved out to other positions (or out of the USSS) in favor of diverse agents who won’t overly annoy Brandon with security issues.

Aesop · December 18, 2023 at 12:50 pm

I’m trying to see a down-side here, but this time you’ve completely stumped me.

Big Country Expat · December 18, 2023 at 1:27 pm

Any bets they’re just like “Dammit! We’re still going to have to deal with this fucking Zombie!”

Bear Claw · December 19, 2023 at 6:28 pm

Dammit, he missed. I want kamaltoe

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