The DOJ has officially opened up a lawsuit against Apple to break up its Smart Phone Monopoly. $AAPL is one of Pelosi’s largest positions. So for you Apple bulls, you have Pelosi on your side for this one.

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Ronny Jebel · March 21, 2024 at 5:33 pm

Did that Miss Lube Rack 1956 turn out to be real with Nancy’s funbags at the forefront?
JFK had some fun time with Nan circa 1960.
That info about reading and other stuff was almost demoralizing but no apparatchiks were harmed.
Back in the early 1990s it was scholarship or show me the money to go to EDU.
My grammar is bad but I picked up some remedial books to work on it.
HS was a long time ago and the first Mommie Has Two Heaters (s/) and participation trophies were going online when I graduated.

Birdog357 · March 21, 2024 at 5:39 pm

It really pains me to defend that shitstain of a company, but how can Apple have a monopoly when it only has just over half the market?

J · March 21, 2024 at 7:10 pm

There’s actually an app called “autopilot” that tracks Congress-critter trading and will auto invest for you based on their trades. I’ve not used it, but it’s out there.

Rick T · March 21, 2024 at 7:40 pm

Probably because the Crone of Cupertino gets a piece of all the action for anything sold in their app store and (as I have heard) all in-app sales thereafter.

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