Humor

Seen in Georgia.

That’s some redneck shit right there

As of Friday while I am writing this, I have nothing for you today. I am spending the day on Saturday with my grandchildren and won’t have time to write a post for Sunday. So I will leave you with a dad joke:

I once dated a girl with a lazy eye. I broke up with her because I found out she was seeing someone on the side…

The story is here. I have been tempted to do this a time or two, myself.

Now that Australia has all of that gun control.

Burglar: (breaks in)

Homeowner: (putting on condom) You just broke into the wrong house.

You too can buy your very own government surveillance van for only $20k. Bonus if you install a WiFi router and give it the SSID of Surveillance van #17.

EDITED TO ADD: Damn. Borepatch beat me to it.

I’m thinking about adding Captcha to filter out Spam comments.

I laughed way too hard at this.