This is the state of our military. These are three female Masters at Arms (Navy MP’s). This picture was taken right after they got out of a Navy Law Enforcement vehicle. Massive change in the military is required to end this nonsense.
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16 Comments
GCE · March 22, 2025 at 8:01 am
These land whales are on their way to lunch at Subway, for some foot long combos! I guess the no standards for fitness applies here? Pathetic.
Erich Schwarz · March 22, 2025 at 8:14 am
Taiwan had better be planning to be invaded, because our Navy isn’t stopping that (or anything else)…
Steve · March 22, 2025 at 8:57 am
Wow. They look nothing like the MPs in Stripes.
JimmyPx · March 22, 2025 at 10:24 am
Don’t all military branches still have weigh ins and PT tests ?
WTF, those “hungry hungry hippos” sure as shit aren’t going to be able to take down anyone and they are Shore Patrol ? That picture right there shows how the military has become a “jobs program” and not the military charged with the defense of the country.
Old Maine Farmer · March 22, 2025 at 10:26 am
The Naval Aviation term might be ‘too wide abeam’.
Steaming Fourth World Turd · March 22, 2025 at 10:50 am
Moscow by spring, Beijing by summer.
it's just Boris · March 22, 2025 at 11:21 am
Well, I can’t speak for Russia or China, but *I* for one would find that scary were it heading my way…
Stealth Spaniel · March 22, 2025 at 11:24 am
AAAnnnddd…they are headed to Subway for a supercilious 4000 calorie 12 inch sub filled with every possible high calorie item. At least the super-sized Queens in my area are confined to the Deli or Bakery. God help us if we need warriors. Boys…you might as well be banging Buffalo.
SoCoRuss · March 22, 2025 at 12:02 pm
Yea shaking in their boots at 5ft high 3 ft wide warriors….
But they do start looking REAL good after a 6 month ship deployment that just got extended:)’
Cederq · March 22, 2025 at 12:39 pm
I was an Army MP from 1975 to 1980 and terminated at E-5. If we looked like that, we would have been relieved of duty and sent to a fat company to lose weight until we were at a healthy weight in six months, if you didn’t make weight were discharged with a less than honorable discharge.
Al · March 22, 2025 at 5:30 pm
Hopefully they won’t be stationed in Guam since the island might tip over.
Miles · March 22, 2025 at 5:35 pm
https://x.com/TimOnPoint/status/1903178134968762619
Anonymous · March 22, 2025 at 6:11 pm
That… is why I got out. Couldn’t stand watch with an all female watch team because they could operate the valves. So I had to be releaved from Chief Reactor Watch so I could start up the fucking Feed Pumps. Seems the 5’ 2”, 240 lbs bull dyke couldn’t reach the 24” valve in the overhead.
Secondly, why the hell do they even make uniforms in that size? Not even the most in shape gym rat has a 48” waist with a 28” inseam
KurtP · March 22, 2025 at 8:11 pm
Those aren’t the only standards not being enforced.
When I go to Seabee pages on FB, I see fat-bods (so am I, but I’m 66 and retired), half of them are wearing beards that couldn’t pass regs, long hair and one of them had a ponytail.
BUT every piece of equipment looks brand new and shiny instead of the old, dented things we had in the ’80’s………… unless we’re talking about the rusty ships that nobody knows how to do rust prevention on.
Dirty Dingus McGee · March 22, 2025 at 9:41 pm
Meal Team 6?
lynn · March 22, 2025 at 11:05 pm
I am sorry but these ladies are not qualified to be in our military forces. Being in the USA military requires a certain amount of physical conditioning.