Let’s say that there ARE people who want to approach your locale. Let’s say that you CAN’T be alert 100% of the time. One way to alert you that people are coming is to have mechanical devices that make noise when intruders approach from the nearby woods. You could place some of these on trails near your location, and anyone hitting the tripwire would alert you to their presence. If you hear it go off, you launch a drone to check out the noise.
Hey, lookie there, fifty people on the trail in the nearby woods trying to sneak up on your house.
11 Comments
cederq · August 7, 2024 at 2:31 pm
Why not just put claymores and flame fougasse mines spaced about, surely those going off not only wakes you up, but disperses a crowd like you wouldn’t believe…
Divemedic · August 7, 2024 at 3:11 pm
I dont have claymores.
Dirty Dingus McGee · August 7, 2024 at 4:43 pm
Me either. wink wink
Silverfox · August 7, 2024 at 5:08 pm
Or an improvised munitions handbook- yuk yuk.
Gator McKlusky · August 7, 2024 at 5:33 pm
A big dog and trail cams is what a rural bud uses.
Motion lights around large tree in front yard light up for anything that pulls in the drive.
He made it out in just in time for (s)election 2020 and like the meme says, they weren’t voted in to begin with.
joe · August 7, 2024 at 6:32 pm
you could mount those horizontal and make it a mini claymore…mount them on both sides of a tree at a slightly upward angle…birdshot…nasty surprise…
Ranger · August 7, 2024 at 8:31 pm
The Dark Web is your friend on this….
TakeAHardLook · August 7, 2024 at 9:56 pm
Rural locales need to fortify & plan.
Become a roach motel: “Roaches check in, but they don’t check out!”
That farm equipment sure is handy! Wood chippers leave DNA, though, so that backhoe plus a 10″ hole makes decomposition hound-proof. then till that field ricky-tick.
Talkin’ ’bout roaches, only…….doncha just hate roaches?
IcyReaper · August 8, 2024 at 1:24 pm
Well crap now I have to do another amazon order. Wish you woulda put this out a day earlier:)
Jonathan · August 8, 2024 at 11:05 pm
When they say “rural”, I think they mean suburbia. They’ve tried rural several times before…. It didn’t go well.
And if course, they have to get there; a few problems and Coach USA won’t bus them there anymore.
Gerry · August 9, 2024 at 9:27 am
I was losing a grip when I read clip magazine until I finished the paragraph.
Well done.
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