So there’s this crusty old Sergeant Major and he’s really tense and uptight.
One night he’s at a military ball and this beautiful young woman comes up to him and says “Sergeant Major, you look so tense. When was the last time you got laid?”
He replied, “I haven’t had sex since 1955.”
The woman was shocked. “1955?” She said, “That’s so long ago! Why don’t you come back here and I’ll help you loosen up?”
So she takes him into this dark back room. He knows all the angles, all the moves, he rocks her world. Afterward she’s laying on her back panting and she says “Wow, you haven’t forgotten anything since 1955, huh?”
He replies, “I sure hope not, it’s only 2130 now!”
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Honk Honk · January 12, 2026 at 7:05 am
Sarge says here you are all equally worthless.
He also said commie blood makes the grass grow.
Robert · January 24, 2026 at 6:49 pm
Hahaha! Thanks, DM, I needed that.
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