How can I lure liberals?

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jimmyPx · July 11, 2024 at 9:06 am

They should get a medal.

Reminds me of this wonderful scene where Bronson lures in the muggers with his bag of groceries and newspaper:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYN41wGmP8U

D · July 11, 2024 at 9:08 am

Just leave a bunch of Trump 2024 signs and MAGA hats scattered about your yard along with an American Flag and you’ll draw the psychos in. They seem to have an inner trigger that makes them destroy yard signs….and also bumper stickers.

It’s weird, a bumper sticker has never changed my mind about anything…but the left has a Pavlovian response to cars decorated with Trump stickers. Give it an hour or two and someone will come by and try to key your car.

    SiG · July 11, 2024 at 2:39 pm

    There’s a short video I’ve seen in a few places about a guy who kept having his Trump yard sign stolen, so he wired it to an outdoor electrical outlet. Sure enough some moron who had to attack a yard sign came, grabbed it to yank it out of the yard and immediately realized he should let go of that thing.

    It takes a really special kind of stupid (or paralysis) to hold onto the sign, but he let go. I wonder if he learned enough to never mess with someone else’s signs again?

      Boneman · July 13, 2024 at 6:23 am

      PROTIP: Next time wire it with DC. You CAN’T let go.

Tree Mike · July 11, 2024 at 9:48 am

Are you saying that like it’s a bad thing or a good thing. Just wondering…

Bones · July 11, 2024 at 10:16 am

Was that wrong?

Sailorcurt · July 11, 2024 at 11:53 am

Expect more of this.

The old adage “if you want it done right, do it yourself” comes to mind.

When people are victimized and don’t get justice, some of them are going to get fed up and decide to issue justice themselves.

“If the cops won’t arrest the thieves that are making our lives miserable, we’re going to teach them a lesson they won’t forget.”

Of course in our “civilized” society, the “justice system” will react WAY more harshly toward the “vigilantes” than against the habitual criminals…they won’t tolerate the competition.

I read a story on the 357 Magnum blog today about a Judge in Nashville who let an abuser go, who then went on to kill his abusee within a day or two. Apparently, the father of the abusee told the judge in no uncertain terms during a hearing that if the abuser were released, he’d kill the abusee, but the judge was unmoved and allowed him to be released anyway.

Were the abusee my child and I was convinced that the abuser was going to try to kill her, I’d have taken him out as soon as he cleared the sally port. I’m at the end of my life…she was at the beginning of hers. Well worth the prison sentence.

Just saying…If you want a job done right, do it yourself.

    General's Addition · July 17, 2024 at 5:35 pm

    So rank and file police aren’t elected officials …

    But in a lot of places, judges are.

    Why not send a message that you care to your local constabulary by voting out all of the incumbent judges?

    Most people never make it down the ballot to vote like that because they’re lazy and do a party line vote.

    If you can be bothered to drag your sorry ass into a voting booth, you can take the time to show your community just how much you care.

    Also: sheriffs.

C · July 11, 2024 at 1:05 pm

Not guilty.

Igor · July 11, 2024 at 2:09 pm

Put up Trump signs, they will FLOCK to your location!!

Big Ruckus D · July 11, 2024 at 2:59 pm

That’s a fuckin’ beautiful story. More, please. And hey, if the pigs can do entrapment, so can we all. Time to level the playing field. Of course, doing this and escaping detection and prosecution for administering real justice is the real key. Also, the chick looks pretty intense in that booking photo. Don’t think I’d want her pissed at me.

Grumpy51 · July 11, 2024 at 3:17 pm

The ONLY problem I see was in the last part……. SSS

It's just Boris · July 11, 2024 at 5:12 pm

Sounds like Step 3 – bragging – would have better been left off the process.

Nclivingbrit · July 12, 2024 at 8:28 am

My collapse of order plan was always to hunt over bait of several 40s and a flat-screen TV placed at the end of my driveway….

    Noway2 · July 12, 2024 at 10:47 am

    Try using shoofly pie instead. A quick search says that’s one of the top classic Amish dishes.

Anonymous · July 12, 2024 at 9:36 am

Define “liberal”. Is that anyone who would help prosecute you for personally defending infringements contrary to the Bill of Rights?

    Divemedic · July 12, 2024 at 10:15 am

    I think we all know what that means.

    McChuck · July 13, 2024 at 7:39 am

    How do you tell a vegan?
    They’ll tell you.

Mike Hendrix · July 12, 2024 at 4:25 pm

Arugula, I understand that works pretty well. Organic only, obviously. Also, a pitcher of mojitos at brunchtime. Leave it out on your front porch and within minutes you’ll have more AWFLs skulking around out there than you do sticks to beat ’em to death with.

Phil B · July 12, 2024 at 7:23 pm

I’ll just leave this here …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajhzy5jqVa8

Watch til the end. You’ll enjoy it.

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