He becomes a “lessons learned” chapter in someone’s concealed carry class.

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23 Comments

EN2 SS · February 10, 2026 at 8:25 pm

The door kicker gets two middle chest.
Karen get all that shit ripped down and the cops called about blocking the sidewalk and flooding the area.

    Divemedic · February 10, 2026 at 9:39 pm

    I was talking about the door kicker. The other one was attached and I couldn’t figure out how to remove it.

      EN2 SS · February 11, 2026 at 8:47 am

      Doesn’t matter, Karen wasn’t physically violent, but egregious violator of the law anyway.

    snuffy · February 15, 2026 at 1:10 pm

    Legally, you can’t shoot the dude for beating up your car. He wasn’t even trying to get in. Emotionally, I completely agree that you WANT to, but you can’t.

J J · February 10, 2026 at 11:12 pm

Too bad neither woman has a real man at home to call instead of having to convince the police to handle the asshole.

Stealth Spaniel · February 11, 2026 at 12:03 am

Both are nutcases. The first time the asshole kicked my car, I would definitely shoot him and then claim that, as a woman, I feared for my life. The water waster I would ask for a 48 hour mental hold. Then call a news crew for a “news at 10” report, Both deserve as much hell on earth as could possibly be dealt out.

    mike · February 11, 2026 at 3:36 pm

    Wait for that stupid bitch to go somewhere for the day or on vacation and put the running hose into her basement window.

      nones · February 13, 2026 at 6:00 am

      Use Roundup. Spell out something nice on her lawn.

        Divemedic · February 13, 2026 at 6:29 am

        Diesel and dish soap works well for that.

    snuffy · February 15, 2026 at 1:12 pm

    See my reply above. You’ll go to jail, because there WILL be video.

Jonesy · February 11, 2026 at 12:13 am

These days, you have to call the police on that guy because he’s damaging your property while blocking you in, being a total asshole. And that’s the problem. Someone like him gets away with that behavior because too many people let it happen. He needs to get his ass kicked a couple times and then he might think twice. Classic bully. There should be consequences for treating someone like that.

But the risk of you getting charged is the penalty for fighting back.

As for the ladies in the car, it’s the right move to call for help. Hopefully that guy got arrested.

Joe Blow · February 11, 2026 at 4:42 am

What in the world has happened to our world…
Seriously, like, is this a side effect of the KungFlu Jab? Like, people are verifiably more insane and off the chain than in years passed…

Gerry · February 11, 2026 at 9:08 am

He has a New York accent.
Say no more, we are sending a K9 unit.

Tsgt Joe · February 11, 2026 at 9:52 am

I dont think ventilating kevin would be legal in most states. You are safe inside your car. If he opened the door or broke the window that might change the equation. Before anyone jumps in my shit, I think kevin earned 2 in the brisket, I just dont believe you could do it without being prosecuted.

    snuffy · February 15, 2026 at 1:24 pm

    Well said. Technically, even drawing a firearm and pointing at him, simply for beating up your car will get you in a jackpot. The legal term is brandishing and can be a felony. The bottom line is, if you pull it, you better be actually defending your or someone else’s life. And drawing without firing is almost as bad as shooting someone who wasn’t actively assaulting you or another person.

Dan D. · February 11, 2026 at 12:54 pm

My guess is these are both cries for help – from the clickbait crowd – and this is all staged like the old Patty Mayo actor pretending he is a bounty hunter.

Joe · February 11, 2026 at 1:11 pm

Ventilating the door kicker wouldn’t be a good idea. I would probably give him the parking spot then while he’s gone, render his vehicle to the junk heap. Tire sidewalls knifed, windows gone (I have a spring loaded center punch that works great on windows) and whatever comes to mind with the time allowed.

    Steady Steve · February 11, 2026 at 6:42 pm

    A flare in the back seat would be good.

    Miles · February 12, 2026 at 1:09 am

    Joe; these days, most big bos, and not so big box store parking lots have multiple cameras recording everything on and surrounding the parking lot.

    In the matter of you vandalizing Kevin’s car – as righteous as it may be – You would be the one dealing with a misdemeanor and possible even felony property damage.

Skeptic · February 11, 2026 at 10:49 pm

One kick on my car and that cocksucker is in the hospital for a long time.

James · February 12, 2026 at 8:47 am

Guy attacking car and threatening passengers,minumum good beatdown.

Woman with rope on sidewalk,simple,cut with me daily carry karambit.

I once in suburb blocked sidewalk for about an hour,was taking down a lot of rotted wood from second floor and wanted to make sure something fell and bounced would not hit someone.

I had a guy on crew explain to folks and he would if necc. hold traffic for a minute to get folks by.

Cops drove by,saw this,was thinking here we go but once explained they said smart move and have a good day.

Aesop · February 16, 2026 at 10:20 am

Kicking your car door? That’s why they sell OC spray. (Or a good taser.) After a face-full of that, a couple of crotch kicks are also justified, for false imprisonment and menacing.
He resists getting dealt with non-lethally, elects to pay off on the assaults he was attempting? Then blow his shit away. He’s a violent lunatic in desperate need of pacification via ventilation. Public service homicide.*

Karen blocking a public right-of-way? Remove her crap. If she puts it back, take it and turn it in to the police along with your criminal complaint. She’s either getting a summons, or a mental health hold. Problem solved. Lather, rinse, repeat.

* “There are four types of homicide: criminal, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” – Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

    Divemedic · February 16, 2026 at 12:40 pm

    I concur with you on this one.

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