JKB over at GunFreeZone warns that many bad guys are wearing body armor. That’s what I have been saying. So do it like this:

LOL. “You shot me in the dick! I think the bullet came out my asshole!”

Categories: HumorSelf Defense


Big Ruckus D · November 21, 2022 at 4:57 pm

Doesn’t really matter where you shoot a leftist. Both the entry and any exit wounds that result will inevitably be in an asshole.

    Divemedic · November 21, 2022 at 10:46 pm

    I see what you did there.

zMax Rockatansky · November 21, 2022 at 5:23 pm

Saving up pieces of oil pans, metal mesh, quarter panels and other parts for improvised armor.
One body board shaped 2″ thick metal piece fits perfectly over torso down to privates.
The edges are sharp and the knife resistant gloves come in handy.

Brian_E · November 21, 2022 at 9:54 pm

And this is why Mozambique drills are worth doing, as I’ve yet to see effective (bullet stopping) armor for the cranial-ocular cavity. Alternatively, pelvis hits incapacitate and often cause bleed-out too. How many do you know that have a pelvic extension on their body armor?

2 to the center of mass (or just slightly above), followed by one into the rectangular area that I call ‘the eye box’.

If that doesn’t stop your attacker – you have big problems.

Elrod · November 22, 2022 at 8:20 am

RE: pelvis hits – FYI, once they’re on the ground, aim center-to-low rather than center-to-high because while center shots hit what you’re aiming at, high shots will miss completely but low shots will skip off a hard surface into what you’re aiming at.

Just sayin’

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