Been sick since Friday. I was getting better, then last night it got worse with a vengeance, running a fever and all. Didn’t sleep well. So this is my post for the day.
A man comes home and tells his wife that the unfortunately lost his job. She asks why, and he tells her that it’s too embarrassing. She tells him that, no matter what, they can deal with it together. So he tells her- “they caught me with my dick in the pickle slicer.”
She replies, “OK, you’re right, that is a bit embarrassing, but I am your wife and we will get through this together. However, I just have to ask, what did they do with the pickle slicer?”
The husband replies, “They fired her, too.”
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