What are you going to do if Target doesn’t want to let her return anything? You going to pull an unloaded gun on them before grabbing the cash from the register and running away with your slides on your feet?
That’s called armed robbery, champ. You will get caught, because by the looks of your wife, she isn’t running anywhere, and your shoes are going to slow you down.
Of course we know that this is all bravado and bluster, since he is at the Pharmacy counter and not the customer service one. We don’t need gun owners like you. You are an asshole.
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