Since the trial starts today, I thought I would share some pretty funny memes. I need to use them up before they are no longer relevant, so here:
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From the past
I was going through old posts, and I found a pretty funny one: How to simulate Paramedic life, from 2010. It’s pretty hilarious.
Have your mother-in-law write down everything she’s going to do for the day, then have her make you stand in the back yard at 7am and read it to you.
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Don’t keep membership lists
Lists are easy to hack, easily leaked, and make it far too easy for publically unknown members to be doxxed. The people outed in this article have just seen their lives destroyed.
Of course, it can work both ways. Sign lefties up for things where, once outed, it could be problematic. Imagine your local leftie gun banner as a member of NAMBLA or the Aryan Brotherhood.
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Tragically Funny
As you all know, Jill Biden is a teacher. In one class, she asks the students if anyone can give her an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
“No,” the First Lady says, “That would be an accident.”
A girl raises her hand. “If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone inside … that would be a tragedy.”
“I’m afraid not,” explains Jill Biden. “That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS.”
The room is silent; none of the other children dare volunteer.
“What?” she asks, “Isn’t there anyone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?”
Finally Little Johnny in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he says: “If an airplane carrying Joe and Jill Biden was blown up by a bomb, *that* would be a tragedy.”
“Wonderful!” Biden beams. “Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?”
“Well,” says Johnny, “because it wouldn’t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!”
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Inflation illustrated
1976: $6 million gets you the most awesome bionic motherfucker on earth
Who then gets to bang this chick:
2020: Gets you 0.6% of the way to getting this sleepy, child molesting motherfucker elected
Who says the 70s were awful?
