This is funny, but if it isn’t staged, I am speechless. If I were the guy filming, I would have to get a new girlfriend. The one he has is stupid. (edited to repair video)
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It finally happened
This meme was going around last year.

It finally happened. Here is the headline: Sydney real estate agent Karl Howard accused of Viagra-fueled Samurai sword attack
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Because fuck em.
I didn’t need a new pillow, but I bought one from My Pillow.com
Why? Because David Hogg said not to, and fuck ’em, that’s why.
(And no, I am not affiliated in any way with MyPillow, other than having just bought one. I am not a hedge fund douche. )
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