Now that the new pope is from Chicago, a few changes are coming:
- The newest TV show to be added to the Chicago lineup of Chicago PD, Chicago Fire, and Chicago Med will be Chicago Pope
- Communion wafers will henceforth be deep dish
- Mike Ditka will be canonized. Saint Mike, patron Saint of Da Bears, and Da Bulls
- It is now a mortal sin to put ketchup on a hot dog
- All parishes will now wish peace and love upon America, except for those jerks in Green Bay
All kidding aside, here are a couple of Tweets made by this man, before he was elevated to the top post in the church. His entire account seems to be an Anti-Trump woke stream of consciousness:


As usual, the head of the Catholic church is a giant hypocrite, just as all liberals are. He can change my mind by immediately allowing anyone who wishes to enter Vatican city and stay there as a “dreamer” to do so. Until then, he is just a liberal to be ignored.