In his very first round of golf ever played in 1994 at the Pyongyang Golf Course, Kim Jong-il supposedly shot a miraculous 38 under par (a score of 34), which included 11 holes-in-one. It’s always the communist dictators who make the grandiose claims.


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Stefan v. · August 11, 2026 at 5:10 am

Kim was playing into a minefield full of UXO. At least the fragments and shockwaves slew enough rats and crows to provide a good lunch at the 19th crater.

Don in Oregon · August 11, 2026 at 8:47 am

Maybe she mixed really bad drinks.

Bob · August 11, 2026 at 10:35 am

More likely she couldn’t put a proper head on a beer & had to ask what was in a Rum & coke.

Treefarmer · August 11, 2026 at 4:13 pm

Let’s be fair. She earned her position by being a star on the casting couch during auditions for the role.

Southernborne · August 12, 2026 at 6:59 am

Bob, proper head maybe her only talent. Sorry that 13 year old is still hiding inside and pops out sometimes.

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